Lisa Lampanelli - The Greatest Wrestler Ever

Season 1 08/15/10 Views: 261,785

Hulk Hogan may have been the best wrestler of all time, but there was one hold he couldn't escape. (1:07)

[cheers and applause]

HULK, YOU WERETHE GREATEST WRESTLER EVER!

HULK HOGAN BECAME THE WORLDCHAMPION BY BEING THE FIRST MAN

TO ESCAPETHE IRON SHEIK'S CAMEL CLUTCH.

THAT WAS GREAT.

NOW, IF ONLYYOU HAD BEEN SMART ENOUGH

TO ESCAPEYOUR WIFE'S CAMEL TOE...

- OH!- YOU'D BE A LOT RICHER.

[laughter]

IN FACT, HULK...

[laughter]

LISTEN!

IT'S THE SOUNDOF A 19-YEAR-OLD'S BALLS

HITTING YOUR EX-WIFE'S CHIN.

- OH!

[laughter, groans,and applause]

OH!

- [laughs]

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