Louis C.K. - Getting Fired

  • Season 5, Ep 10
  • 09/02/2001
  • Views: 18,902

Louis C.K. gets fired from a bad fast food job. (1:04)

I DON'T KNOW.

I USED TO HAVE BAD JOBS, THOUGH.

I WORKED AT A HORRIBLE FAST FOOD

RESTAURANT ONCE AND MY FIRST DAY

THERE I KNEW I WAS GETTING

FIRED.

RIGHT AWAY.

BUT THAT'S A RELIEF ISN'T IT?

YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU REALIZE,

I'M NOT KEEPING THIS JOB.

YOU KNOW, HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.

THE GUY CAME UP TO ME,

MY MANAGER, THE FIRST DAY AND HE

SAID, "I WANT YOU TO GO TO ALL

THE TABLES AND SCRAPE THE GUM

OFF WITH A BUTTER KNIFE."

AND I WAS LIKE, I WAS THINKING,

"I'M NOT DOING THAT.

I'M DEFINITELY NOT DOING IT."

BUT I THOUGHT WHY JUST SAY,

"NO, THE HELL WITH YOU."

AND GET FIRED.

THAT'S BORING.

INSTEAD I SAID, "YAH, YAH, OKAY,

YEAH, I'LL DO IT."

BUT THEN I DIDN'T DO IT.

AND HE CAME UP TO ME LATER,

"DID YOU SCRAPE THE GUM OFF THE

TABLES?"

AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, YEAH,

OF COURSE I DID.

SURE.

YEAH."

AND LATER HE COMES UP AND HE

GOES, "YOU DIDN'T SCRAPE THE GUM

OFF THE TABLES."

AND I'M LIKE, "ARGH, OH, DAMN."

"ARE YOU GONNA DO IT?"

"YEAH, OF COURSE I'M GONNA DOƱ

IT.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING...

OF COURSE I'M GONNA DO IT."

THREE DAYS LATER I GOT FIRED

I GOT PAID FOR THREE DAYS,

YOU KNOW, WHAT THE HELL.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

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