Pablo Francisco - Latin Women

  • Season 4 , Ep 4
  • 12/24/2000
  • Views: 36,503

Pablo Francisco loves how tough Latin women are. (2:24)

I LOVE LATIN WOMEN.

LATIN WOMEN ARE THE BEST.

YEAH, MAN.

NOT BECAUSE I'M LATINO, BUT IF

YOU GET IN A FIGHT OR SOMETHING,

THEY'LL JUMP IN AND HELP YOU

OUT.

THEY'LL GET RIGHT IN THERE.

IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD YOU GOT A

LATIN GIRLFRIEND, YOU DON'T NEED

A BIG BROTHER.

YOU GET HIT IN THE FACE--

(SOUND EFFECT)

(BLEEP) "LET ME GET MY

GIRLFRIEND."

(LAUGHTER)

THEY'LL GET RIGHT IN THERE, MAN.

SOME GUY COMES TO YOUR PARTY,

LOOKING TO KICK YOUR ASS.

"IS PABLO HERE?"

"YEAH.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

HE'S MY BOYFRIEND.

WHAT'S UP, ESSE?

HUH?

COME ON, STUPID."

ESSE?

WHAT?

ARE YOU CALLING ME A TERM PAPER?

WHAT'S GOING ON?"

THEY ALWAYS GOT THAT GIRLFRIEND

WHO WANTS TO GET INVOLVED.

"ROSA, WHAT'S GOING ON?"

(CLICKING SOUND EFFECTS)

"IT'S THIS GUY OVER HERE.

HE'S TALKING TO ME LIKE ME KNOWS

ME."

"HEY, THEY'LL GET SCARED.

OKAY.

I'M LEAVING.

I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE, MAN."

OH, MAN, YOU SEE TWO LATIN WOMEN

ON "JERRY SPRINGER," THAT'S

THE BEST PART, YOU KNOW?

I'LL BECOME JERRY SPRINGER.

I'LL GET THE FIGHT STARTED,

YOU KNOW?

I'LL BE LIKE, "SO SHE CALLED YOU

A PUTA?"

HOW LONG HAS SHE BEEN CALLING

YOU A PUTA?"

"SHE'S BEEN CALLING ME A PUTA

SINCE THIRD GRADE."

(LAUGHTER)

JERRY SPRINGER, HE JUST LOVES

TO START CRAP, DON'T HE?

HE GETS UP EVERY MORNING WITH

HIS SUIT AND TIE.

"OKAY.

WANT TO START SOME (BLEEP)

TODAY?"

HE'LL GET ANYONE TO FIGHT.

HE'LL BE LIKE, "SO SOMETHING'S

BOTHERING YOU.

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?"

"I DON'T LIKE BLACKS, MEXICANS

AND CHINESE PEOPLE!"

"WELL, WE JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE

SOME BLACKS, SOME MEXICANS,

SOME..."

(SOUND EFFECTS)

"OH, MY GOD.

HERE'S A KNIFE.

DO SOMETHING WITH THE KNIFE."

(LAUGHTER)

AH, THAT'S BETTER.

THAT'S GREAT.

IT'S LIKE A BIG CAT FIGHT.

HEY, CHRISTINA LOPEZ!

REMEMBER-- LET GO OF ME--

YOU REMEMBER ME?

HEY, CHRISTINA, REMEMBER ME?

COME ON, HONEY.

LET'S GO.

(IMITATING CATS FIGHTING)

HUH?

YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.

(SOUND EFFECTS CONTINUE)

"YOU WANT SOME MORE?

PABLO, HOLD MY BABY.

COME ON.

LET'S GO, KID."

(PUNCHING SOUND EFFECTS)

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