Bathroom Epiphany

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 04/07/1999
  • Views: 3,036

Jerri tries to ingratiate herself with the popular girls by promising to whip up a batch of drugs. (2:35)

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YOU'RE A VERY SPECIAL PERSON,YOU KNOW THAT ?

YES, YOU ARE.

YOU'RE A JOYTO BE AROUND,

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL... INSIDE,

ALL YOU NEEDTO DO TO FIT IN...

YOU JUST NEED TODIG DEEP INSIDE

AND FIND OUT WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE.

JUST DIG AROUND, LIKEA BADGER IN A TRASH CAN.

A-HA, HA..

YES !

AND THEN JUST GOWITH WHAT YOU KNOW.

"GO WITH WHAT YOU KNOW."

YES, GO WITH WHAT YOU KNOW.

ALL RIGHT NOW ?

OKAY, YOU RUN ALONG,I GOT WORK TO DO.

LOCK THAT DOORON THE WAY OUT.

SHELLY !

HOW'S MY FAVORITELITTLE TURTLE ?

COME HERE,AHHHH, SHELLY...

I THINK MR. JELLINECKWAS RIGHT.

I ONLY WISH I KNEWWHAT I HAD TO OFFER.

OH BABIES,I LOVE YOU SHELLY.

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONEI CAN TALK TO.

I WOULD JUST DIE IF ANYTHINGEVER, EVER HAPPENED TO YOU.

LET'S GO GET YOU A BADGE,BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT ?

IT'S "SHELLY FOR PRESIDENT" !

HA, HA, HA !

CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT TYPE OFLOSER PARTY SHE'LL HAVE ?

( in Jerri's voice)"HEY GUYS,BRING HOT FRUIT."

( Brittany)GOOD JOKE, POPPY !

MY GOD, WE SHOULD GOJUST TO HAVE A GOOD LAUGH.

OH, HI JERRI.

OH... HI.

GOSH, THAT'SA NICE OUTFIT.

WHERE'D YOU GET IT ?

I GOT IT ATTHE COMFORT ZONE.

OHHH, REALLY ?

WELL, YOU CAN'T TELL.

WHY CAN'T WEJUST BE FRIENDS ?

BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE YOUAND PEOPLE LIKE US

ARE NEVER FRIENDS.

( Brittany )SHE REALLY THINKS WE'RE GOING TOBE FRIENDS WITH HER ?

( Jerri & Jellineck )JUST GO WITH WHAT YOU KNOW.

WHO WANTS TO GOTO A COCK FIGHT ?

I'LL DRIVE !

A COCK FIGHT ?

( Cody ) I DON'T KNOW.I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

HEY DON'T YOUGIRLS HATE IT

WHEN AIR GETS TRAPPEDIN THIS REGION ?

NO ?

I CAN MAKE DRUGS.

OH REALLY, JERRI ?

IS THAT A FACT ?

I COULD WHIP UPA BATCH TONIGHTWITH MY EYES CLOSED.

IT WOULD MAKE YOU TRIPYOUR TIGHT LITTLE ASS OFF.

OKAY, JERRI.

WHY DON'TYOU DO THAT

AND BRING IT TOSCHOOL TOMORROW,AND UH...

WE'LL JUST SEE.

ALRIGHTY,WE'LL JUST SEE.

OH, AND POPPY,

I SUGGEST YOU PACKA LITTLE BAG BECAUSE...

TOMORROW YOU'RE GOING ONTHE TRIP OF YOUR LIFE.

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