T.J. Miller - Haunted House

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 12/04/2012
  • Views: 12,343

T.J. Miller tries to pay for entrance into a haunted house with a credit card. (1:17)

- TRIED TO PAYWITH A CREDIT CARD

AT A HAUNTED HOUSERECENTLY.

SHE WOULDN'T LET ME,'CAUSE SHE ASKED FOR I.D.,

AND I DIDN'T HAVE THE I.D.

AND I SAID, "HEY,CAN YOU JUST TRUST ME?

"I BROUGHTALL MY FRIENDS,

"WE WANT TO GOTO THE HAUNTED HOUSE,

I PROMISE YOUTHIS IS MY CREDIT CARD."

SHE GOES, "SORRY,NO CREDIT CARD, NO I.D."

WHICH DIDN'TMAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL.

IN FACT, THAT WAS THE EXACTOPPOSITE OF WHAT WAS HAPPENING.

I DIDN'T WANT TOTELL HER THAT, YOU KNOW.

SO SHE MADE US LEAVE,AND I TURNED AROUND AT THE END,

I GO, "LET ME JUSTGET THIS STRAIGHT,

"YOU WON'T LET ME AND MY FRIENDSPAY TO GO INTO A HAUNTED HOUSE

"BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE I.D.FOR A CREDIT CARD

"THAT YOU'RE CONCERNED I STOLE,AND HEADED STRAIGHT

"TO THE HAUNTED HOUSE.

"I JUST FOUND A CREDIT CARD,AND I WAS LIKE,

"'YEAH, FREE MONEY.WHAT DO WE DO?

"'LET'S GET SCAREDFOR 25 MINUTES.'

I WANT TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER,"AND SHE GOES,

"SORRY,THERE'S NO ONE ELSE HERE."

I WAS LIKE, "WELL,THEN I DIDN'T WANT TO GO

"TO YOUR HAUNTED HOUSEANYWAY.

THAT SOUNDS LIKETHE WORST HAUNTED HOUSE EVER."

SHE'S THE ONLY ONE THERE?

WHAT, IS SHE LIKE,"HERE'S YOUR CHANGE,

"NOW JUSTHOLD ON A SECOND.

"COME ON BA-ACK.

"AH!

"WAIT JUST ONE MOMENT HERE.

[evil cackle]"

SEEMS TERRIBLE.

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