Adele Givens - Common Sense

  • Season 6 , Ep 6
  • 05/26/2002
  • Views: 4,615

Adele doesn't do the designer thing. (2:30)

THOSE ARE MY LOVELY PARENTS.

NELLI AND LEWIS GIVENS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YEAH.

Y'ALL GIVE IT UP TO GOD

FOR LETTING THEM BOTH SPEND

THE NIGHT OFF HERE.

'CAUSE THEY BOTH FULL-TIME

EMPLOYEES OF THE LORD RIGHT NOW.

SO Y'ALL GIVE IT UP.

GOD LET THEM COME AND WATCH

THEIR DAUGHTER DO HER THING.

(BLOWS A KISS)

(APPLAUSE)

I WANT TO SHARE A LITTLE

INFORMATION WITH THE LADIES.

BECAUSE A COUPLE OF THEM

COMPLIMENTED ME ON MY OUTFIT

TODAY AND I JUST WANT TO SAY

IT'S NOT DESIGNER.

I DON'T DO THE DESIGNER THING.

I DON'T DO THAT.

TOO MUCH MONEY FOR JUST

SOMEBODY'S NAME IN MY LABEL.

IT JUST DON'T FEEL RIGHT TO ME.

I THINK I GOT A THING THEY CALL

COMMON SENSE.

AH, YOU KNOW.

IT'S KIND OF CONTAGIOUS.

SO, I FIGURED, TONIGHT I'D JUST

EXPLAIN A COUPLE THINGS.

LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE

TALKING ABOUT BLING-BLING.

SEE THIS, $23.

BLING-BLING LIKE A MUG,

AIN'T IT?

BUT DON'T HUG ME.

I'LL SNAG YOUR MOMMA WITH

THIS BAD BOY, I'M TELLING YOU.

BUT I LOOK GOOD AND THAT'S

WHAT'S IMPORTANT.

I DON'T LIKE TO BUY DESIGNER

CLOTHES 'CAUSE THE SALES GIRLS

ACT TOO SNOTTY.

DON'T THEY LADIES?

DON'T WHEN YOU GO IN THOSE

STORES THESE BITCHES ACT LIKE

THEY BETTER THAN YOU?

(APPLAUSE)

WELL, I'M THE WRONG ONE TO ACT

LIKE THAT WITH.

MANY, MANY TIMES I'VE INFORMED

THEM WHAT THEIR DAMN JOB WAS.

YOU KNOW, I GO IN THERE,

SHE'S LOOKING AT ME ALL SNOTTY

AND I EXPLAIN TO HER "HEY,

YOU SELL STUFF.

'KAY?

IT'S YOUR JOB TO PRICE STUFF

FOR ME, ALL RIGHT?

I KNOW I AIN'T BUYING NOTHING...

(LAUGHTER)

AND YOU KNOW I AIN'T BUYING

NOTHING.

BUT I WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH THE

(BLEEP) I AIN'T BUYING COSTS."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

NOW...

AND LADIES, THIS IS GOT TO BE

THE WORST, DESIGNER PURSE.

WHAT KIND OF CRAP IS THAT?

IT'S A BAG.

THAT'S ALL IT--

USE YOUR COMMON SENSE,

IT'S A BAG.

AND YOU WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE IT IF

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CARRY THINGS

OUT OF THE HOUSE THAT WAS

NECESSARY TO TAKE OUT WHEN YOU

LEAVE, AM I RIGHT?

THEY TELL YOU THE PURSE IS $700.

WHAT YOU GOT IN THERE?

A CELL PHONE?

SOME KEYS?

DEPENDING ON WHICH CLUB

YOU GOING TO SOME LIQUOR.

(LAUGHTER)

AND THAT SAY A WHOLE LOT ABOUT

YOU.

YOU GOT A $700 PURSE AND

YOU GONNA SNEAK A HALF-PINT

INTO THE CLUB IN IT.

YOU A SMART SISTER.

AND I THINK IT'S EPIDEMIC

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