Jonesy's Jingle

  • Season 3 , Ep 7
  • 07/26/2005
  • Views: 19,208

The entire Reno Sheriff's Department is excited about Jones's radio success. (1:57)

Junior: OK. TWO WORDS. SMELLS

LIKE...

Johnson: FIRST WORD.

Williams: WATCH, TIME...

Junior: SOUNDS LIKE...

Wiegel: DRIVE.

Junior: DRIVE BY. CAR. TIME

CARD.

Johnson: TIME CARD.

Garcia: TIME CARD!

Williams: TIME CARD!

Dangle: INTERNAL AFFAIRS WANTS

TO SEE ALL OF YOUR TIME CARDS.

THEY'RE DOING AN INVESTIGATION,

AND THEY'RE, UH, PRETTY PISSED.

Jones: OH!

Dangle: HEY, YOU'RE LATE.

Jones: YEAH.

Radio: ALL AT PRICES SO LOW AND

QUALITIES SO HIGH, IT'S GOT TO

BE HIGH SIERRA CARPETING.

Jones: HOLD ON.

Radio: RIGHT OFF I-80 AT EXIT

57.

Garcia: YOU WANT US TO BUY

CARPET?

Jones: NO.

Radio: GREAT CARPETING, BETTER

PRICES.

♪ AND THE INSTALLATION IS FREE ♪

Jones: ♪ FREE ♪

[TURNS OFF RADIO]

THAT WAS--THAT WAS ME.

All: NO! THAT'S YOU? WHAT?!

Junior: YOU'RE THE INSTALLATION

IS FREE GUY?

Jones: I'M THE HIGH SIERRA GUY,

YEAH.

All: YEAH! OHH! YEAH!

Williams: CONGRATULATIONS!

Jones: YEAH! I KNOW! I CAN'T

BELIEVE IT, MAN. I CANNOT

BELIEVE IT.

Williams: IS THAT WHY I SEE ALL

THE BLING-BLING OVER THERE?

WHAT'S THE EARRINGS ALL ABOUT?

Williams: YEE! WOO WOO!

Jones: STOP. JUST COME ON. COME

HERE. I GOT TO SHOW YOU

SOMETHING. JUST COME HERE.

Garcia: OH, MY GOODNESS!

Williams: AAH!

Johnson: THAT IS NOT YOUR CAR.

Jones: BLACK ON BLACK.

Kimball: HOW MUCH DO YOU GET

PAID THAT YOU CAN AFFORD THIS?

Jones: HEY, I'M GETTIN' PAID

$200 EVERY TIME MY WONDERFUL

COMMERCIAL COMES ON.

Junior: WELL, I HEARD IT, LIKE,

4 TIMES COMIN' IN TO WORK TODAY.

Jones: YEAH. IT'S ON, LIKE,

EVERY 90 SECONDS. YEAH, BLAH

BLAH BLAU! BLAH BLAH BLAU!

Junior: DUDE! WOW!

Williams: HEY, OPEN IT UP!

Jones: LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT, LOOK

OUT. OPEN THE CAR FOR JONESY.

[BEEP]

All: OHH!

Jones: OH, YES.

All: OHH!

Garcia: YOU KNOW, YOU GOT A

THING IN YOUR POCKET OR

SOMETHING.

Jones: NO!

Williams: IT'S VOICE-ACTIVATED?

Jones: OK, YEAH. NO, I DO. I GOT

IT.

Williams: OH.

Dangle: I'M HUGGIN' A STAR. LOOK

AT THAT.

Kimball: I'M GONNA GET ON THIS

SIDE. HEY, JONESY SANDWICH.

Dangle: NO, DON'T--SHE'S ON ME.

Kimball: A JONESY SANDWICH.

Dangle: I DON'T WANT HER ON ME!

Jones: AND I DON'T WANT TO BE

HUGGED, LIKE, EVERYBODY, OK?

JUST CALM DOWN.

Dangle: OK. WE'RE ALL ADULTS.

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