Cunnilingus Class

Cunnilingus Class Season 3, Ep 6 10/23/2013 Views: 237,338

Shaboots Michaels and T-Ray Tombstone teach a bunch of homies how to go down on their women right. (2:04)

both: CUNNILINGUS CLASS.- I'M SHABOOTS MICHAELS.

- I'M T-RAY TOMBSTONE.

- AND WE'RE HERE TO TEACH Y'ALLHOW TO...

both:GO DOWN ON BITCHES RIGHT.

- NOW BITCHES AIN'T BEINGSATISFIED, SO CHECK IT.

- QUIT SUCKINGON THAT [bleep] SO DAMN HARD.

- BITCHES DON'T LIKETHAT NONSENSE.

- THAT'S LIKE PUTTING THE TIP

OF YOUR PENISIN THE VACUUM.

- Y'ALL NEED TO...both: CHILL ON THE [bleep].

- GO AROUND THAT BUSINESS.- THAT'S LIKE A BUTTON

MADE OF A MILLION PENIS TOPS.

- NOW EVERY BITCHLIKE HER CUNNILINGUS

A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT.- VAGINAS ARE LIKE SNOWFLAKES.

- SNOWFLAKES IS DIFFERENT.LEARN YOUR BITCH'S SNOWFLAKE.

- ASK YOUR BITCHWHAT SHE WANTS.

both: THEN DO WHAT SHE SAYS.

- SOME BITCHES LIKE ITIN CIRCLES.

- SOME BITCHESLIKE IT UP AND DOWN.

- SOME BITCHES LIKE IT HARD.

- SOME BITCHES LIKE IT SOFT.

both: COMMUNICATEWITH YOUR BITCHES.

- MAKE THE ALPHABETWITH YOUR TONGUE.

- A-B-C-D...

- AND WHEN SHE GRAB YOUR HAIR

LIKE SHE GONNA PULLYOUR DAMN HEAD OFF...

both: STAY WITH THAT LETTER.

- I'M TALKING ABOUT B...[blathers]

- OR D...[blathers]

both: VAGINAS DESERVE RESPECT.

- YOU DON'T WANT SOMEONESLAPPING AROUND

YOUR LITTLE HOMEY.[yelping]

- YOU WITH THE HAT.- YO.

- HOW YOU LIKE YOUR BJs?

- DAMN, DOG,ALL THE TIME.

- SHUT THE [bleep] UP!

THAT'S 'CAUSE PENISES IS EASY,

AND VAGINAS IS HARD.

THEY'RE...both: CONFUSING!

- IMAGINE THERE'S AN EXPLOSIONAT THE ENVELOPE FACTORY.

- FLAPS EVERYWHERE.A WORLD OF FLAPS.

- AND YOU NEED TO LICK YOUR WAYOUT THE FACTORY.

- BUT EVERY BITCH'S FLAPSIS DIFFERENT.

- LEARN YOUR BITCH'SPARTICULAR FLAPS.

- FLAPS BE...both: CRAZY!

- EVERY FLAPNEED TO BE LISTENED TO.

- AND THEN YOU WILL GET OUTOF THAT FACTORY ALIVE.

- STAY DOWN THERE.

both: PLAN YOUR BREATHINGLIKE YOUR SWIMMING.

- YOU GOTTA BE TALKING ABOUT...both: STROKE, STROKE, BREATHE.

STROKE, STROKE, BREATHE.

[gasping]

- ALL RIGHT.LET'S TAKE A FIVE-MINUTE BREAK.

- AND WHEN WE COME BACK,WE GONNA TALK

ABOUT WARMING YOUR BITCHES UPBEFORE YOU GET BUSY.

- AND HOW TO LASTFOR MORE THAN TWO DAMN MINUTES.

- TAKE A PEACH AND PRACTICE.

- PRACTICE ON A PEACH.- TAKE A PEACH AND PRACTICE.

- PRACTICE ON A PEACH.- TAKE A PEACH AND PRACTICE.

- PRACTICE ON A PEACH.

- WELL, I THINKIT'S GONNA WORK.

- 30 DOWN,3 BILLION TO GO.

[maniacal laughter]

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