Horror Movies

  • Season 2 , Ep 6
  • 10/31/2012
  • Views: 159,866

Jordan now knows what to expect when he watches a horror movie with a large Mexican family. (1:13)

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- HAPPY HALLOWEEN,EVERYBODY.

- WELCOME.- HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

THIS IS OUR--- ALL HALLOW'S EVE, YES.

- OUR HALLOWEEN CELEBRATION.- MM-HMM, YES.

- UM, WE ARE--WE'RE FANS OF HORROR MOVIES.

- AND THERE'SSEVERAL DIFFERENT KINDS.

THERE'S SEVERAL DIFFERENT KINDS.- THERE'S--RIGHT.

THERE'S THE KIND WHERETHERE'S LITTLE ASIAN CHILDREN

THAT SOUND LIKEPENELOPE CRUZ.

- YUP, YEAH.[laughs]

- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?MY FAVORITE--

MY FAVORITE HORROR MOVIESARE THE POSSESSION ONES.

- OH, YES, YES.- AND SINCE I'VE BEEN

IN CALIFORNIA,

I WILL GO SEE A HORROR MOVIEAT 12:00 AT NIGHT.

I WENT AND SAW PARANORMAL ACTIVITY,

THERE WAS A FAMILYOF 75 MEXICAN PEOPLE

IN FRONT OF ME.

AND 90% OF THEM WEREUNDER THE AGE OF FOUR.

AND--AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE MOSTMESSED UP THING ABOUT IT IS,

LIKE CLOCKWORK,ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH THE MOVIE,

AT SOME POINT...- YEAH, YEAH.

- SOMEBODY GOES,"OH, NO, IT'S NOT A GHOST,

IT'S A DEMON."THE ENTIRE MEXICAN FAMILY.

"OH, NO, [bleep] THIS.WE DON'T [bleep] WITH THAT."

- [mumbling]

- RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY ACTION.- EVERYBODY, THERE'S THE KID--

[humming]- OH, COME ON, THIS IS--

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.- THEY'RE ALL LEAVING.

THEY'RE ALL LEAVING,THE WHOLE FAMILY.

- THIS IS A--YOU KNOW--- EN MASSE, OUT THE DOOR.

- IT'S A HORROR MOVIE,IT'S ALWAYS DIABLO!

- YEAH, WHAT DID YOU THINKWAS GONNA HAPPEN?

- [laughs]

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