- Here you go.Get you a little beer.
Drink some beers.
Drink a little beer.
Hey, what's up, guys?
Just in time for somebeer and a massage.
- No, man.
I don't like anybodytouching my body
unless they gonna touchthe whole thing.
- I'm talking aboutmassaging my pig,
in a very non-erotic way.
Don't try to fuck the pig.
- We canceled parasailing
through the majesticHawaiian skies to find you,
and you're gonnamassage your pig?
- Yes, but it's notjust any pig.
It's the world's firstWagyu pig.
I've been feeding this guybeer for a month
and massaging him,sleeping near him,
petting him, caressing him.
- Kind of looks likeyou've been letting him
shit all over the beach too.
- Honestly, Brendan, that's,like, the best part,
'cause guess what.
From his poop blossoms...
- Ugh.- Ew.
- Come on, bro.
- Ooh...- Oh, man.
How many of thosehave you eaten?
- Kind of hard to tell,because I quit counting.
but it's all good,'cause I don't even feel them.
- Hey, Adam.
Maybe take it easyon those shrooms, dude.
You have to hostthe show tonight.
- No, I'll be fine.
The mushrooms are pretty good,but honestly,
they kind of taste like shit.