Kyle Cease - Delicious Taco Bell

  • Season 10 , Ep 24
  • 05/11/2006
  • Views: 15,402

THEY ALWAYS HAVE THE OTHER ONE?

EVERY TIME IT'S LIKE, "YEAH, COULD I HAVE A COKE?"

"PEPSI OKAY?"

"I'LL HAVE A SPITE." "7UP OKAY?"

"COULD I HAVE A SLURPEE?""ICEE?"

"COULD I HAVE SOME SALT?" "MRS. DASH."

"CAN I TALK TO THE OWNER?""MANAGER OKAY?"

"COULD YOU SHUT UP?" "BE QUIET OKAY."

"KISS MY ASS." "[BLEEP]?"

IT'S LIKE, "NO, I WANTED KISS MY ASS."

THE GREATEST RESTAURANT,AND I KNOW A LOT OF YOU AGREE,

TACO BELL. THAT'S THE BEST RESTAURANT EVER.

- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] - IT'S SO GREAT.

AND I LOVE DELICIOUS TACO BELL.

BECAUSE YOU CAN ORDER THE WATER AND GET THE CUP AND GO TO

THE OTHER END OF THE STORE AND FILL IT WITH COKE, RIGHT?

IT'S JUST ME AND YOU, APPARENTLY.

AND EVERYONE ELSE IN HEREIS LIKE, "I LIKE CORN."

BUT NOT YOU, YOU HATE CORN.

AND I REALIZED SOMETHING ABOUT DOING THAT,

AND YOU SHOULD TAKE NOTE, THAT'S NOT FAIR...

TO THE PEOPLE IN DRIVE-THRU-- SO--

I WENT INTO THEDRIVE-THRU AND I SAID,

"HI, I'D LIKE TO ORDER WATER,

BUT I WANT YOUTO FILL IT WITH COKE."

AND SHE GOES, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"

BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW TEENAGE GIRLS TALK, RIGHT?

THE OTHER DAY WE'REWALKING DOWN THE STREET

AND I SAW TOM AND I SAW HIM AND I WAS ALL,

"HI," AND I WAS ALL MMMM, AND HE WAS LIKE MMM-HMM.

WHERE DO WE LEARN TO TALK LIKE THAT?

OUR ROLE MODELS DON'T.IT'S NOT LIKE WE'VE BEEN

WATCHING CLINTON FOR THE LASTTWELVE YEARS. YOU KNOW?

"IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO."

AND WHEN I HEARD THAT I WAS ALL, "MMM-HMM."

AND HILLARY WAS ALL MMM-HMM. AND MONICA WAS LIKE AHHHHH."

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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