Gregg Rogell - Natural Habitat

Rogell, Ramey, Drysdal, Davey Season 3, Ep 0307 01/04/2000 Views: 2,072

Don't feed the Jews. (1:47)

EXCEPT FOR BEING AMISH.

THAT'S GOT TO SUCK, YEAH

'CAUSE NOT ONLY ARE THEYA RELIGIOUS GROUP

BUT THEY'RE ALSOA MAJOR TOURIST ATTRACTION.

HOW ANNOYING MUST THAT BE?

I'M A JEW FROM NEW YORK.

I TRIED TO HAVE A BUSLOADFROM NEBRASKA PULL UP

IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE.

LOOK, THERE ARE THE JEWSRIGHT THERE...

JUST LIKE IT SAIDIN THE BROCHURE.

LOOK AT ALL OF THEMIN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT.

NO, DON'T FEED THEM.

THEY'LL JUST COMPLAINAND SEND IT BACK.

OH, THANK YOU.

IT'S HARD TO BE RELIGIOUSNOWADAYS, THOUGH

ESPECIALLY FOR THE KIDS

'CAUSE THE KIDS DON'T HAVEANY ROLE MODELS ANYMORE.

YOU KNOW WHO'SA GOOD ROLE MODEL?

JOHN GLENN-- 77 YEARS OLD,FLEW AROUND IN A SPACE SHUTTLE--

THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.

HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY FLYTHE SPACE SHUTTLE, THOUGH.

HE'S 77 YEARS OLD.

THEY JUST PUT HIM IN IT.

THAT WOULD'VE BEEN A DISASTER.

DISCOVERY THIS IS NASA.

CAN YOU TURN YOUR BLINKER OFF,PLEASE?

YOU'VE BEEN MAKING A LEFTFOR 280,000 MILES, JOHN.

NO ROLE MODELS FOR THE KIDS.

BILL CLINTON--THERE'S A ROLE MODEL

FOR THE KIDS, RIGHT THERE.

I KNOW YOU GROAN,BUT I LIKE BILL CLINTON.

PEOPLE DON'T LIKE BILL

'CAUSE HESEXUALLY HARASSES WOMEN

AND ACCEPTS FUNNY MONEYFROM FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS

AND LIES UNDER OATHAND SMOKES POT.

THAT'S WHY I VOTED FOR HIMIN THE FIRST PLACE.

YEAH.

LET HIM SEXUALLY HARASS WOMEN.

LET HIM PLAY WITH HIMSELFIN THE OVAL OFFICE.

I DON'T CARE.

PROBABLY DOING IT RIGHT NOW.

I CAN'T BELIEVEI'M STILL PRESIDENT.