Jo Koy - Crazy Midget

  • Season 12 , Ep 3
  • 01/17/2008
  • Views: 35,792

When your son's 16, it's time to turn the tables. (1:34)

'CAUSE I'VE GOT ATHREE YEAR OLD SON.

IT'S LIKE LIVING WITHA CRAZY MIDGET.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?I SEE WHERE MY MOM'S COMING FROM

'CAUSE I'M LOOKING FORTALENT NOW.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,'CAUSE HE'S CRAZY,

THREE YEAR-OLDS ARE CRAZY.YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

CRAZY PEOPLETALK TO THEMSELVES.

CRAZY PEOPLELAUGH AT THEIR OWN JOKES.

CRAZY PEOPLEPOOP ON THEMSELVES.THAT'S MY SON.

I'M JUST WATCHING TV.HE'LL COME RUNNING IN THE ROOM,

"DADDY, DADDY,I GOT ALL THE OVER THERE;I GOT A POWER RANGER.

"AND THEN HE SAT ON THIS THINGAND THEN HE GO

"'DAH-DAH-DAH, DAH-DAH-DAH!'

"DADDY, B, C, D, L, M, N, O--

SEVEN! DADDY!"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

[CHEERS AND WHISTLES]

I'M LIKE,"WHERE THE HELL IS HIS HELMET?"

IT'S CRAZY. IF YOU GOT ATHREE YEAR-OLD, GET 'EM BACK.

ALL RIGHT, I CAN'T WAITFOR MY SON TO TURN 16.

I'M GONNA DOTHE SAME THING TO HIM.YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,

WHEN HE COMES HOMEWITH HIS FRIENDS, BE LIKE,

"HEY DAD, CAN I BORROWTHE KEYS TO THE CAR?"

- "I GOT TO ORDER GOGOOOR!"- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

HIS FRIENDS ARE GONNA BE LIKE,

"WHAT THE HELL'SWRONG WITH YOUR DAD?

AND WHY IS HE WEARINGTHAT HELMET?"

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