Sandra Bernhard - Adopted Children

Lois Bromfield & Steve Trilling Season 1, Ep 0148 02/24/1992 Views: 2,462

Sandra introduces her adopted children. (2:19)

LOOK WHAT SALLY STRUTHERSGAVE ME.

( laughter )

THESE ARE MY ADOPTED CHILDREN.

HI, KIDS.

AREN'T THEY THE CUTESTAND THE SWEETEST?

ALEXIS AND DYLAN.

WE'VE HAD A BIG DAY.

OH, GOD, I'VE RUSHED THEMALL OVER TOWN.

SWIMMING LESSONS,GYMNASTICS, ART CLASS...

THEY'RE LEARNING THE COMPUTER.

( laughter )

AND WE BOUGHT THEMSOME LITTLE OUTFITS TODAY.

TOOK THEM TO CHANEL, HAD SOMELITTLE THINGS MADE FOR THEM.

SOMETHING JUST CUTE, SIMPLE.

MOM, I'M BORED.

( laughter )

ALEXIS, MOMMY'S TALKING.

( laughter )

THEY TRY MY PATIENCE, GOD KNOWS.

I LOVE THEM, THEY'RE SO SWEET.

WHAT DO YOU WANT,SOME MORE ESCARGOTS, HONEY?

MM-HMM, I KNOW YOU DO.

THEY LOVE ESCARGOTS, THE KIDS

AND ANYTHING NOUVELLE-ISH,YOU KNOW.

( laughter )

AND OF COURSE THEY'RE DOINGRIDING, WHICH, YOU KNOW...

ENGLISH SADDLE, OF COURSE.

EVERYTHING'S MADE AT HERMES,AND I DON'T CARE.

I WILL SPARE NO EXPENSEFOR MY CHILDREN.

RIGHT, KIDS?

RIGHT, SWEETIE?

RIGHT.

( laughter )

THEY'RE DARLING.

IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE KIDS.

JUST WAKE UPAND THEY'RE THERE ONE DAY.

( laughter )

I'M BORED.

HONEY, I KNOW YOU'RE BORED,BUT SO AM I

BUT MOMMY HAS TO WORK TONIGHT.

MOMMY HAS TO MAKE ALL THE MONEY

TO BUY YOU ALL THE CUTELITTLE THINGS YOU LIKE.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT?

LIKE YOUR NEW MOTORCYCLE JACKETS

AND MOTORCYCLE BOOTSI HAD MADE AT CHROME HEARTS

THAT YOU LOVE TO WEAR, AND GETON THE BACK OF DADDY'S BIKE

EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT MARRIED.

EVEN THOUGH I'M GAYAND I DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND.

( laughter and applause )

OH...

OH, IT'S SO MUCH FUN.

WELL, THE KIDSHAVE TO GET BACK TO BED

OR SOMEWHERE WE'RE GOINGTO PUT THEM TO BED.

THE NANNY'S BACKSTAGE.

GET THE KIDS!

NO, I'M JUST...