#HashtagWars - #SickBands

Wednesday, November 16, 2016 11/16/2016 Views: 316

As cold and flu season approaches, James Davis, Arielle Vandenberg and Dan Levy spread germs to famous bands. (1:47)

And now, goodly citizens,

it is timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.


As... as fall makesits gentle glide into winter,

it's cold and flu season,

uh, which sucks if you use upall your sick days

to go to Six Flags.

But music heals the heart,

according to a quotewe saw on Instagram

misattributed to Marilyn Monroe,

so tonight's hashtag is#SickBands. #SickBands.

Uh, not sick bands.

#SickBands.Examples might be--

Blink-182-degree fever,

and The Runs-D.M.C.

-I'm gonna put...-(laughter)

60 seconds on the clock,and begin.

-Dan.-Lead Poisoning Zeppelin.

Yes, points. Very good.

-James Davis.-Irritable Bow Wow Syndrome.

Points! Arielle.

-Kanye West Nile Virus.-Points!


Sly & the Kidney Stone.

Yes, points! Very good!

-James Davis.-Chaka Khan-stipation.

(laughter, applause, whooping)


I feel for you. Points.


You Havea 30% Chance the Rapper.

-Yes, points.-(laughter)

-Dan Levy.-Huey Lewis and the (bleep).


HARDWICK:Goddamn it.

-(laughter)-James Davis.

-Boyz II Menopause.-Points! Oh, so good!


Dan Levy.

-Counting Crohn's.-Yes, points.

Dan Levy.

Pink... Eye.

-Good! Points. Points.-(laughter)

-But with an exclamation pointfor the eye? So... -Yeah.

Yeah. Uh, James.

N.W.A., and the "A"is for Alzheimer's.

-All right, points.-(laughter)

But you can't remember whatthe "N" and the "W" are for.

-Huh? -You can't remember whatthe "N" and the "W" are for.

-Huh?-See? There you go.