And now, goodly citizens,
it is timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.
As... as fall makesits gentle glide into winter,
it's cold and flu season,
uh, which sucks if you use upall your sick days
to go to Six Flags.
But music heals the heart,
according to a quotewe saw on Instagram
misattributed to Marilyn Monroe,
so tonight's hashtag is#SickBands. #SickBands.
Uh, not sick bands.
#SickBands.Examples might be--
and The Runs-D.M.C.
-I'm gonna put...-(laughter)
60 seconds on the clock,and begin.
-Dan.-Lead Poisoning Zeppelin.
Yes, points. Very good.
-James Davis.-Irritable Bow Wow Syndrome.
-Kanye West Nile Virus.-Points!
Sly & the Kidney Stone.
Yes, points! Very good!
-James Davis.-Chaka Khan-stipation.
(laughter, applause, whooping)
I feel for you. Points.
You Havea 30% Chance the Rapper.
-Dan Levy.-Huey Lewis and the (bleep).
-Boyz II Menopause.-Points! Oh, so good!
-Counting Crohn's.-Yes, points.
-Good! Points. Points.-(laughter)
-But with an exclamation pointfor the eye? So... -Yeah.
Yeah. Uh, James.
N.W.A., and the "A"is for Alzheimer's.
-All right, points.-(laughter)
But you can't remember whatthe "N" and the "W" are for.
-Huh? -You can't remember whatthe "N" and the "W" are for.
-Huh?-See? There you go.