Rod Man - Single Parent Household

Davidoff, Vallee, Castillo, Rod Man Season 8, Ep 0801 11/19/2004 Views: 11,092

Rod Man considered anyone a daddy as long as they dated his mom long enough. (1:31)

YOU KNOW THAT'S LIFE.

YOU KNOW-- AND I'M FROM A

SINGLE PARENT HOUSEHOLD.

ANY SINGLE PARENTS WE HAVE?

ANY SINGLE PARENTS?

YOU GREW UP IN A SINGLE PARENT

HOUSE?

OKAY, GOT LOVE FOR THE SINGLE

PARENTS, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE I DID.

I WANTED THE DADDY.

YOU KNOW, BUT EVIDENTLY MY MAMA

DIDN'T FEEL WE NEEDED HIM ALL

THE TIME.

THAT WAS-- JUST THAT ONE NIGHT

WAS GOOD AND SHE SAID,

"GO AHEAD ON ABOUT YOUR LIFE."

YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU DO--

IF YOU WANT A DADDY, YOU KNOW,

I'D TELL MY MAMA, YOU KNOW,

I USED TO ASK HER-- I'M LIKE,

"MAMA, WHERE MY DAD AT?"

YOU KNOW AND BLACK MAMA--

YOU KNOW THEY STRONG.

SO SHE'D BE LIKE, "I'M YOUR

MAMA AND YOUR DADDY, YOU KNOW."

NOW YOU CONFUSED.

YOU BE LIKE, "YOU CAN'T BOTH

OF 'EM.

YOU CAN'T BE THE MAMA AND THE

DADDY."

SO WE'LL GO TO HER.

ASKED HER FOR MONEY.

YOU BE LIKE, "MAMA, YOU GOT

A DOLLAR?"

AND SHE BE LIKE, "BOY, I AIN'T

GOT NO DAMN MONEY."

YOU BE LIKE, "WHAT ABOUT DADDY,

THEN?

WHAT ABOUT DADDY?"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YOU BE LIKE...

BOTH Y'ALL BROKE?

[APPLAUSE CONTINUES]]

BUT YOU GOTTA LOVE YOUR MAMA.

YOU GOT TO LOVE YOUR MAMA.

YOU KNOW AND I--

I DID HAVE A LITTLE STEP-DAD.

AS I HAD A LITTLE STEP-DAD.

AND WHEN I SAID STEP-DAD,

I DON'T MEAN THEY WAS MARRIED.

YOU KNOW IF YOU GOT TOGETHER

A LONG TIME YOU PRETTY MUCH MY

DADDY.

YOU KNOW YOU KEEP COMING OVER

HERE ALL THE TIME SO I FEEL

YOU'RE MY DADDY.

YOU KNOW AND I HAD A LITTLE

STEP-DADDY NAMED FRANK,

YOU KNOW AND HE WAS COOL LITTLE

DUDE, YOU KNOW, BUT HE LITTLE

ISSUES, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE HE

WAS SHORT.

YOU KNOW AND I AIN'T--

YEAH, HE DIDN'T GROW LIKE

GROWN FOLK GROW.

HE WAS JUST LIKE A LITTLE

BITTY MAN.

AND HE USED TO TRY TO TELL US

TO DO STUFF.

AND HE'D BE LIKE, "GO IN THERE

AND WASH THEM DISHES."

AND YOU'D BE LIKE, "OH, LITTLE

FRANK.

YOU KNOW AIN'T NOBODY SCARED

OF YOU.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YEAH, 'CAUSE I REALLY THINK

I CAN WHOOP YOUR ASS IF YOU

SOMETHING GO DOWN.

I THINK I CAN WHOOP FRANK,

YOU KNOW.