Hampton Yount - Local News Intros

  • Season 1 , Ep 5
  • 11/21/2013
  • Views: 616

Hampton Yount loves the weird way that local news stations lead into their stories. (1:10)

- ALL RIGHT.

I LIVE IN L.A. RIGHT NOW,WHICH IS A GOOD--

IT'S A GOOD PLACE.I LIKE IT.

I LIKE THE--I LIKETHE LOCAL NEWS WHERE I LIVE.

I WATCHA LOT OF LOCAL NEWS.

I LIKE IT,'CAUSE IT'S JUST AWFUL.

LIKE, I LIKE THAT,'CAUSE THEY ALWAYS--

THEY'RE SO DOPEYABOUT IT.

THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO DOTHIS WEIRD, LIKE,

KIND OF, LIKE, SINGSONGY,CHILDISH INTRO INTO STORIES.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?LIKE, THEY NEVER

JUST START A STORY.

THEY ALWAYS NEED TO FINDA WEIRD WAY INTO IT,

WHERE THEY'LL JUST BE LIKE,"EENY MEENY MINY MOE.

"CATCH A TIGER...IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD?

A LOCAL ZOO HAS RECENTLY--"WHAT?

JUST START THE STORY.

"ME CHINESE.ME PLAY JOKE.

"ME PUT POISONIN YOUR COKE?

"TRAGEDY STRIKES BEIJINGTODAY.

SEVEN DEAD,THREE HORNY."

"WE'VE ALL HEARD OF THE OLDWOMAN WHO LIVES IN A SHOE,

"BUT AN OLD MANWHO HAS SEX WITH SHOES?

TOM SCHNEIDER'SON SCENE TODAY."

[laughing]I ALWAYS DO THAT.

"WE'VE ALL HEARDOF THE BLUE MAN GROUP,

"BUT THREE BODIES HAVE BEENFOUND IN COMPTON TODAY.

POLICE ARE BAFFLED."

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