Sean Donnelly - Obsessed with "Murder, She Wrote" & Old Navy

  • Season 1 , Ep 2
  • 10/31/2013
  • Views: 11,202

If Sean Donnelly ever becomes a parent, he knows exactly how he's going to dress his kids. (1:54)

WE LIKE WATCHING NETFLIX.

YOU LIKE NETFLIX?

[loud cheers]YEAH.

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ITTO LOOK AT ME,

BUT ALL I DOWITH MY NETFLIX IS,

I JUST WATCH MURDER, SHE WROTE.

I LOVE MURDER, SHE WROTE.

I LOOK LIKEI'D D.V.R. STORAGE WARS,

BUT I LOVE MURDER, SHE WROTE.

AND I WAS WATCHING AN EPISODEOF MURDER, SHE WROTE RECENTLY,

AND IN THE EPISODE,JESSICA FLETCHER TRAVELS

TO NEW YORK,

AND SHE FINDS OUTTHAT ONE OF HER FORMER STUDENTS

BECAME A PROSTITUTEAND GOT MURDERED, OKAY?

AND I'M WATCHING THISALONE IN MY APARTMENT,

AND OUT LOUD,I SAID THIS.

I GO,"OH, THAT'S TERRIBLE."

I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE GONNA HAVEKIDS, ME AND MY WIFE.

I DON'T KNOW IFWE'RE GONNA HAVE 'EM.

WE MIGHT HAVE KIDS.I DON'T KNOW.

RIGHT? I DON'T KNOW.

I TELL YOU ONE THING,IF I HAVE KIDS,

I'M NOT GONNADRESS THEM COOL.

I'M NOT GONNA PUT THEMIN COOL [bleep] CLOTHES.

I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW.

IF YOU GIVE YOUR KIDA FAUX-HAWK,

YOU'RE OFFICIALLY AN ASSHOLEIN MY BOOK, OKAY?

WHEN I--I HAD TOWEAR EMBARRASSING CLOTHES

AS A KID, MAN.

WHEN I WAS A KID,I HAD A SHIRT

THAT JUST HAD MY NAMEEMBROIDERED ON IT.

JUST SAID "SEAN", LIKE THAT.

JUST RIPEFOR THE KIDNAPPING.

"WHAT'S YOUR NAME--SEAN?"

"YEAH, I'M SEAN!

"I'LL GO WITH YOU.HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?

I'M SEAN!"

I HAD A MATCHING BELT.

I HAD A BELTTHAT HAD MY NAME ON IT.

YOU EVER BEEN BEATENWITH A BELT

THAT HAS YOUR NAME ON IT

BY A KIDTHAT'S ROUGHLY YOUR SIZE?

IT'S EMBARRASSING!

I CAN'T REALLY TALKABOUT COOL CLOTHES

'CAUSE I LIKE OLD NAVY.YOU LIKE OLD NAVY?

[scattered cheers]

I LIKE OLD NAVY, MAN.YOU WANT TO BE A BIG SHOT?

GO TAKE 100 BUCKSTO OLD NAVY.

YOU WALK IN OLD NAVYWITH 100 BUCKS.

YOU'LL BECOME THE MAYOROF OLD NAVY WITH 100 BUCKS.

YOU GOT A GOLD WATCH,A CIGAR,

YOU'RE THROWING T-SHIRTSEVERYWHERE.

YOU GET 400 [bleep] T-SHIRTSFOR 17ยข.

IT'S EXCITING!

I WENT CRAZYON GRAPHIC TEES.

I BOUGHT 40 [bleep] GRAPHIC TEESFROM OLD NAVY.

I BOUGHT A RUN-D.M.C. SHIRTFROM OLD NAVY.

THAT'S THE MOST UN-RUN-D.M.C.THING YOU CAN DO.

OLD NAVYDOESN'T GIVE A SHIT.

I WALKED INTO OLD NAVYTHE OTHER DAY.

THEY HAD A SALE JUST CALLED"[bleep] IT, TAKE IT.

"WHATEVER YOU WANT.GO AHEAD.

"IT'S OLD NAVY.WHO'S WATCHING?

[bleep], WHO CARES?"

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