Teamsters Puppets

  • Season 1 , Ep 5
  • 09/23/1998
  • Views: 4,763

Two Teamsters put on a heartwarming puppet show about one Midwestern family. (2:48)

MY NAME IS SMITTY.

AND I'M JACO.

WE ARETHE TEAMSTERS...

CHILDRENS...PUPPET...THEATRE.

THANK YOU VERY MUCHFOR THAT INTRO, JACO.

NO PROBLEMO,SMITTARONI.

TODAY, WE'D LIKE TO DOONE OF OUR CLASSIC SKETCHES.

THE HERO OF OUR STORYIS A UNION MAN,

WHO CAN HIT THE H.E.-DOUBLEHOCKEY STICKS OUT OF A SOFTBALL.

BAM !

SHOW ME THE--

MONEY !

THIS FELLOW'S WORTHA FULL DAY,

WITH 2 50-MINUTE BREAKSAND HALF-HOUR LUNCH.

IT ALL MAKES FOR ONESWEET-ASS PAYCHECK.

DO, DO, DO.

DO, DO.

CLOSE ENCOUNTERS !

WITH ALL THATIN MIND,

WE NOW TAKE YOU TOTHIS LOVELY HOUSEHOLD IN:

CICERO, ILLINOIS.

ALL RIGHT,HERE WE GO.

DADDY NEEDS A LITTLE TOBBACI.

HERE WE GO, MOMMY.

COOKING, CLEANING...

HEY, WHERE'S MY DINNER, WOMAN ?

QUIT YELLIN' OR YOU'LL WAKE THE BABY !

WAA, WAA !

YOU WOKE THE BABY,YOU BUCKET-HEAD.

DON'T CALL ME "BUCKET-HEAD"YOU CRAZY BROAD !

OW !

CRIPES,I NEED A BEER.

I NEED A ROOT BEER,KIDS.

I WANT TO SEDATE THE BABYWITH SOME OF MY...

HEART MEDICINE.

HELP THE BABYGET TO SLEEP.

HAVE A LITTLE BOOZE IN CASEYOU GOT A TOOTHACHE.

I HAVE A GOOD MINDTO LEAVE YOU.

WHERE WOULD YOU GOWITHOUT THE REFRIGERATOR ?

HA, HA !

NO, I MEAN IT.

I'M GONNASTART WORKING OUT,

AND THEN I'M GONNALOSE SOME WEIGHT.

GOOD, 'CAUSE THENYOU'LL JUST BE UGLY !

BOOM !

SOMETIMES YOU MAKE MEFEEL WORSE THAN A SCAB.

DON'T YOU EVERSAY THAT.

THERE IS NO LIFE FORM INTHE WORLD LOWER THAN A SCAB.

YOU'RE RIGHT, HONEY,I'M STARTIN' TO FEEL BETTER.

I'M SORRYFOR YELLING, BABY.

COME HERE.

OH YEAH.

OH, YEAH,OH, YEAH...

THAT'S ENOUGH !

SORRY.

I GUESS WE KEEP LEARNINGTHE SAME LESSON,

THAT THEREAL ENEMY IS

THE MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONSTHAT RUN THIS COUNTRY.

THERE IS ONLYONE THING

THAT KEEPS US FROM BEING SLAVES TO THIS PLUTOCRACY.

AND THAT IS THE WELCOMING BOSOMOF A UNION BROTHER.

AS THE GLUTONOUS RICHFEED UPON THE WORKING CLASS,

THERE IS ONLYONE THING--

( Ring ! )

LUNCH BREAK !

( All )YEAH !

LET'S GO, JIMMY,LUNCH BREAK.

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