Shaun Majumder - Racial Slurs

  • Season 12 , Ep 24
  • 01/11/2008
  • Views: 101,989

White people have it easy with racial slurs. (1:38)

MAN, WHITE PEOPLE,YOU GOT IT EASY HUH?

CRACKER. WHATE-- OH, YOU'RE SOHIGH ON CARBOHYDRATES. WOO.

WHATEVER, WHITE PEOPLE.YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?

YOU'RE JUST SO EMPLOYABLE.HA, HA. BACK OFF SPF-90.

I MEAN NOTHING-- HUH--

AND RACIST NOISES.I LOVE RACIST NOISES.

THAT'S MY FAVORITE.PEOPLE ARE LIKE,

"YEAH, THIS CHINESE GUY,HE WAS LIKE,

WONGA CHINGY WONG WONG CHINGY--"NOBODY TALKS LIKE THAT.

OR INDIAN PEOPLE. "BOPTY BOPTY,DIPPIDY--" SHUT UP!

MY FAVORITE ARE ARABIC GIRLS.I LOVE THAT.

WHEN PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "OH YEAH,AND THEN THEY'RE LIKE,

'LI-LI-LI-LI-LI.'" SHUT UP!NOBODY TALKS LIKE THAT!

I'M A RACIST. I FEEL HORRIBLE.LIFE IS HARD.

LIFE SOMETIMESCAN BE VERY DIFFICULT.

LIFE MUST HAVE BEENVERY DIFFICULT

FOR MY FRIEND PETER GROWING UP'CAUSE HE HAD AN OLD DAD.

DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHATAN "OLD DAD" IS?

LIKE IN FIFTH GRADE, RIGHT,ALL OF OUR DADS, THEY WERE LIKE

45, 50. POOR PETER,HIS DAD WAS LIKE 89.

THAT MUST SUCK FOR HIM.HE'S LIKE "HEY DAD,

YOU WANT TO GO OUTSIDEAND THROW THE FRISBEE AROUND?"

"OH, NOT TODAY SON.

I MIGHT DIE."

[LAUGHTER]

"HEY, DAD,DO YOU WANT TO GO FISHING?"

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

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