When Alice Met Girthquake

  • Season 4, Ep 2
  • 01/29/2014
  • Views: 8,339

Blake gives seduction instructions to Girthquake, a gigolo the guys have hired to sleep with Alice. (1:20)

WHO IS NOT AFRAIDOF COMMITMENT.

- YOU'RE GOING TO.ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

ALICE, YOU AREA DYNAMIC,

INDEPENDENT BUSINESS BABE.

YOU'RE LIKE THE STEPHANIEMCMAHON OF TELAMERICORP.

- I'M ON THE WRONG SIDEOF 35, ANDERS.

CLOCK'S TICKIN'.

- COME ON.YOU'RE STILL--

YOU'RE STILL HOT.- [sighs]

I'M--I'M JUST SAYING.- [scoffs]

- SORRY.

- ALL RIGHT.

THAT'S HER, RIGHT?- YEAH.

- OKAY. ARE YOU SURE?SHE LOOKS KINDA--

- HORNY. SHE'S HORNY.THEY ALL ARE.

COME ON,I KNOW CHICKS.

- HI THERE, LITTLE LADY.YOU EXPECTING ANYONE?

OH, MY GOSH.ARE YOU OKAY?

- STOP TALKING.SHOW HER YOUR DICK.

- UH, YOU OKAY THERE?

- YEAH, I'M SORRY.I...

- [whispers indistinctly]

- I'M SORRY.I--OKAY.

- WHOA.WHOA, WHOA.

WHAT...

- SO ARE YOU AROUND--FROM AROUND HERE, OR--

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING,YOU FREAK?

GET AWAY FROM ME.

- YEAH, GO POURYOUR BEER

ON SOMEONE ELSE'S PENIS.

- WHAT THE--FREAKS OUT THERE.

- THEY'RE CRAZY.

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