Jeremy Hotz - Oh, Canada

  • Season 3 , Ep 3
  • 06/20/2000
  • Views: 8,432

Canada is not a very tough country. (1:09)

I LIVED IN CANADA.

ANY CANADIANS HERE AT ALL?

(man) YEAH!

JUST ONE RIGHT UP THEREWITH GREEN HAIR.

I LOVE CANADA,YOU, MAN?

(man) NO.

NO?YOU'RE RIGHT.

IT'S A MISERABLE COUNTRY.

NOT A VERY TOUGH COUNTRY, HUH?

THEY GOT AN ARMY.

THEY JUST DIDN'TGIVE 'EM GUNS OR ANYTHING.

LOOK AT THE CANADIAN FLAG.

IT'S NOT A SYMBOL OF POWER.

IT'S A LEAF.

OH, DON'T SCREWWITH CANADA.

THEY'LL DRY UPAND BLOW AWAY.

CANADA SHOULD JUST ATTACKANOTHER COUNTRY.

MAN, NO ONEWOULD SEE THAT COMING.

GREATEST COUPIN MILITARY HISTORY.

LAY LOW FOR 275 YEARS,THEN ATTACK TURKEY.

JUST SHOW UP.

"GUESS WHAT?WE'RE TAKING IT.

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