Extended - Uncensored - Steve Rannazzisi - Stepping on Legos

Steve Rannazzisi: Manchild Season 1, Ep 101 11/16/2013 Views: 13,258

Steve Rannazzisi experiences a pain so severe that he comes close to annihilating his entire family. (1:40)

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YOU CAN'T. YOU CANNOT DO IT.

JUST TEACHES THEM HOW TO LIE.PUT FEAR IN THEM.

BUT LAST WEEK, I STEPPEDON A LEGO WITH A BARE FOOT,

AND I ALMOST MURDEREDMY WHOLE FAMILY.

ALMOST KILLED THEM ALL.FAMILY ANNIHILATOR.

START A NEW LIFE.

I WOULD'VE KEPT THE BEARDAND KEPT DOING "THE LEAGUE."

[ LAUGHTER ]

DID YOU EVER STEP ON A LEGOWITH A BARE FOOT?

DID YOU EVER DO IT?

IT WILL MAKE YOU REEVALUATEYOUR LIFE CHOICES.

EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVERHELD SACRED IN YOUR LIFE --

OUT THE WINDOW.

BECAUSE YOU'RE JUSTAN INNOCENT BYSTANDER.

YOU'RE WALKING AROUNDYOUR OWN HOUSE.

YOU DON'T KNOW. YOU'RE LIKE,"I GOT BARE FEET. AH!"

BAM! YOU FEEL --

THE PAIN STARTS HERE,

BUT IT TRAVELS QUICKLYTO YOUR BRAIN,

AND YOUR BRAIN'S LIKE,"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!"

IT DOES NOT KNOWHOW TO COMPUTE THIS PAIN.

THERE ARE WIRESSHOOTING OFF SMOKE.

AND THAT'S NOT THE WORST OF IT,OKAY?

'CAUSE NOW YOU'RE JUMPINGUP AND DOWN

TRYING TO FIGURE OUTWHEN YOUR FOOT'S GONNA FALL OFF.

BUT THAT'S NOT THE PAINTHAT YOU HAVE TO LOOK FOR.

BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOUSOMETHING.

LEGOS ARE LIKE COCKROACHES.

WHERE YOU SEE ONE, THERE'S 10MORE HIDING OUT IN THE SHADOWS

YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WERE THERE.

SO NOW YOU'RE HOPPINGUP AND DOWN ON ONE LEG

TRYING TO FIGURE OUT,AND THEN ALL YOUR WEIGHT

LANDS ON TOPOF THAT SECOND LEGO,

AND YOUR BRAIN'S LIKE,"SHUT THIS SHIT DOWN!"

[ LAUGHTER ]

I HIT THE FLOOR.

I WAS CRYING.TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE.

I WAS WRITING LETTERS TO MY SONSIN MY HEAD.

I THOUGHT I WAS DEAD.

AND I NEEDED THAT PAIN.

IN THAT MOMENT,THAT'S WHAT I NEEDED.

BECAUSE THAT PAIN WASTHE ONLY THING THAT STOPPED ME

FROM TAKING MY 4-YEAR-OLDAND POSTING HIM ON CRAIGSLIST

FOR HUMAN TRAFFICKING.

"HERE. HE COMES IN THE NUDE."