Sandra Bernhard - Pink Sweater

Marsha Warfield & Jeff Altman Season 1, Ep 36 02/24/1992 Views: 793

You can write a musical about anything. (1:57)

THIS IS KIND OF LIKEWE'RE BACK IN THE '60s.

WE'VE GONE BACKIN A TIME MACHINE

AND THIS ISN'T REALLY 1992OR THREE OR FOUR

BECAUSE I KNOW THEY'RE GOINGTO BE SHOWING THIS THING

FOR ABOUT FIVE YEARS.

ONE FLAT RATE AND WE'RE GOINGTO SHOW IT UNTIL 1999.

THAT'S ALL YOU'REGETTING, HONEY.

I LOVE IT.

OH, LORD, LET ME JUST THINKABOUT EVERYTHING FOR A MINUTE.

LET ME TAKE A MINUTE AND THINKABOUT MY LIFE IN FRONT OF YOU.

I'LL CRY, I'LL LAUGH, I'LL SING.

Man:SING.

SING.

( cheering and applause )

I'D LOVE TO.

♪ I'D LOVE TO SING FOR YOU

♪ IF I ONLY COULD.

( cheers )

I LOVE HIM.

NO, IT'S VERY BROADWAY MUSICAL.

YOU NOTICE HOW YOU CAN MAKE UP ABROADWAY MUSICAL ABOUT ANYTHING.

IT'S TRUE, IT'S LIKE THIS WOMANSITTING HERE.

♪ SHE WAS WEARINGA PINK SWEATER ♪

♪ OH, REALLY SHE WAS,I MEAN IT ♪

♪ IT WAS A PINK SWEATER.

( applause )

( cheering )

♪ BUT THE GIRL NEXT TO HERIN A FADED JEAN JACKET ♪

♪ SAID, "NO, NO, NO... NOT ME!

♪ "BECAUSE I'M LIVING NOW,I'M LIVING HIGH OFF THE HOG ♪

♪ "I'VE BEEN BEATEN DOWNLIKE A DIRTY DOG ♪

♪ BUT TONIGHT THE LADYIN THE PINK SWEATER SAID NO!" ♪

( applause, cheering )

GOOD VOICE, LOVE HER,SHE'S BRILLIANT!

NO, BROADWAY KILLS ME.

SOME GUYS JUST SIT AROUND

AND GO, "OH, I DON'T CARE,JUST ANYTHING."

LET'S JUST REVISETHAT OLD MUSICAL

THAT WE DID 20,000 YEARS AGO.