Earthquake - Noah's Ark

  • Season 7 , Ep 5
  • 03/06/2003
  • Views: 14,007

There's no way Noah was a black man. (1:36)

SEE, WE GOT BLACK PEOPLE IN

HERE.

I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE, WE'RE GOOD.

'CAUSE I AM BLACK.

WE DID CAME A LONG WAY.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YOU KNOW IT.

TRYING TO GET A BLACK SHOW.

YOU KNOW BLACK PEOPLE LATE

BY NATURE.

THERE'S SOME SLAVES STILL

ON THEIR WAY OVER HERE.

SOME PEOPLE SAY JESUS WAS BLACK.

I DON'T KNOW IF THAT WAS TRUE

OR NOT.

BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY IT'S

TAKEN HIM SO LONG TO COME BACK.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

NOW I KNOW WHO WASN'T BLACK.

I DON'T CARE WHAT NOBODY SAID,

NOAH WAS NOT BLACK.

NOAH AND HIS FAMILY COULDN'T

HAVE BEEN BLACK, BECAUSE THERE'S

NO WAY NO BLACK FAMILY WAS ON NO

BOAT FOR 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS

AND DIDN'T EAT THEM

TWO CHICKENS.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

WHITE DUDE THE ONLY ONE LAUGHED.

(LAUGHS)

GOD WOULD HAVE BEEN MAD AT THEM

BROTHERS.

"DIDN'T I TELL YOU GET

TWO CHICKENS."

"I'M NOT THEM CHICKENS KEEPER,

LORD.

AND YOU'RE A PIG SHORT."

(LAUGHS)

CHICKEN WOULD HAVE GOT ON TV,

GOT UP IN HEAVEN, WOULD HAVE

TOLD ALL THE STORIES,

"YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN WHAT THEY

DID TO ME.

THEY ATE MY LEG, MY FOOT

AND EVERYTHING.

ATE MY UNBORN CHILDREN,

JUST SCRAMBLE IT UP, PUT CHEESE

ON 'EM.

YOU PUT ME ON A BOAT WITH

CANNIBALS."

THAT'S WHY YOU GOT TO KEEP IT

REAL.

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