Margaret Smith - Sending Off the Parents

Margaret Smith & Rick Corso Season 1, Ep 0159 02/24/1992 Views: 1,586

Margaret drops off her parents at the airport -- a little early. (1:38)

YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'REIN A PRETTY GOOD MOOD

AND, UH... THAT'SWHAT SETS US APART.

( laughter )

OBVIOUSLY YOUR PARENTSDIDN'T JUST VISIT FOR A WEEK.

ACTUALLY, I JUST BROUGHT THEMBACK TO THE AIRPORT TODAY.

YEAH, THEY LEAVE TOMORROW.

( laughter )

COULDN'T TAKE 'EM ANYMORE.

THEN MY MOM WANTED TO KNOW

WHY I NEVER GET HOMEFOR ANY OF THE HOLIDAYS.

I SAID, "WELL, I CAN'T GET DELTATO WAIT IN THE YARD

WHILE I RUN IN."

( laughter )

LAST TIME I WAS HOME, THOUGH

I GOT TO VISIT WITHTHE NIECES AND NEPHEWS--

YOU KNOW, THE NEW, UP-AND-COMINGGENERATION OF DYSFUNCTIONALS.

YEAH, I DON'T WANTTO SAY THEY'RE SCARY

BUT I SLEPT WITH MY DOOR LOCKED.

YEAH... IT'S WEIRD--WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL

I WANTED TO BE A NURSEOR A VETERINARIAN.

I ASKED MY NIECE JENNIFER:

"WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BEWHEN YOU GROW UP?"

"A HOSTAGE NEGOTIATOR."

"OKAY, RUN ALONG."

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SO I WENT TO THE MALL TODAY...TWICE.

ONCE TO GET THE BLOUSE,ONCE TO TAKE IT BACK.

THEY GET SNIPPYWHEN YOU BRING STUFF BACK

LIKE IT'S THEIR STUFF,YOU KNOW?

"SOMETHING WRONGWITH THIS BLOUSE?"

AND I SAID, "NO, I JUST REALIZEDI DIDN'T REALLY LIKE THE BLOUSE

I JUST LIKED THE SONG THATWAS PLAYING WHEN I BOUGHT IT."

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AND I GO GET THE TAPEAND SAVE A HUNDRED BUCKS.

( laughter )