Suicide Booth

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 03/28/1999
  • Views: 7,206

After Fry tries 31st century New New York mass transit, he encounters Bender for the first time, in front of a suicide booth. (1:54)

RADIO CITY MUTANT HALL.

COOL.

UH, CROSS-TOWN EXPRESS.

( shrieks )

Fry:WHOO-HOO!

YAAH...

( laughing )

WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

( shrieking )

( laughing )

( Fry yelling )

OOMP!

( scoffing ):PFFT.

TOURIST.

HEY, A PHONE BOOTH.

I CAN CALL MY NEPHEW.

WHOA. A REAL-LIFE ROBOT.

OR IS THAT SOME KINDOF CHEESY NEW YEAR'S COSTUME?

BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS.

IT DOESN'T LOOKSO SHINY TO ME.

SHINIER THAN YOURS, MEATBAG.

( whistling )

LISTEN, BUDDY, I'MIN A HURRY HERE.

LET'S TRY FOR A TWOFER.

( chuckles )

Woman:Please select mode of death:

"Quick and Painless"or "Slow and Horrible."

YEAH, I'D LIKE TOPLACE A COLLECT CALL.

You have selected"Slow and Horrible."

GREAT CHOICE.

BRING IT ON, BABY!

( shrieking )

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