If today felt like it had a bitof an orange glaze cast over it,
that's becauseit was the birthday
of evil James Spader characterDonald Trump.
-Ugh.-Yes, Donald turned 70 today,
although his haironly turned six.
Uh... but what do you getfor the man who had everything,
lost everything, got everythingagain, lost everything again,
and is now close to becomingthe leader of the free world?
I... I-I didn't do it.
Uh... uh, you got to justcheck Amazon, you guys.
I would like you to give me asmany items that you might find
on Donald Trump's Amazonwishlist as you can
in 60 seconds.And begin. Matteo.
Child leash for Ivanka.
Reluctant hand jobfrom Chris Christie.
A soda stream.
It doesn't affect anything,it's just a great product.
Yeah, it's a great gift.It's a great gift. Mamrie.
Uh, those Hulk hands paintedorange to hide his tiny hands.
All right, points. Yeah. Matteo.
The Rosie O'Donnell Show in box set.
All right, points.Mamrie.
Uh, that hug from his fatherhe never got,
which is why we're in this(bleep) show to begin with.