Natasha Leggero - White People Rich

  • Season 15
  • 03/26/2011
  • Views: 41,460

Even if you are hip hop rich, you're still nowhere near as rich as real rich people. (3:29)

"Had to go to Goodwillto get this jacket

"that's 'cause I'm ina low income tax bracket."

[cheers and applause]

That I wouldlisten to...

[cheers and applause]

...'cause here's the thing,even if you are hip hop rich,

like you haveto take a segue

to get from your dinning roomto your basketball court,

you're still no where nearas rich as real rich people.

You know, like the peoplewho ruined the ocean.

[cheers and applause]

"Oh, so sorryabout that oil spill.

"Let me writeyou a check.

[audience laughing]

"What should I putin the memo line?

"I'll just put 'Oopsy!'"

[audience laughing]

[cheers and applause]

Why don't thosepeople start rapping?

Actually,can I get a beat?

Can anyone beatbox?

Anyone?

I need a beatboxer--You, sir?

Oh, how about him--You, sir?

Can you beatbox?

Come on--Come on-- Come on!

We need somebody--It's a TV taping!

Come on--Come on, Come on!

[cheers and applause]

Come on.

You're gonna be great.

Okay--Be careful.

I don't wantyou to fall.

I know you don't--Okay.

All right,come here.

What's your name, sir?- Freddy.

- Freddy, use the mic, Freddy.- Freddy.

- Do you-do you knowhow to beatbox?

- Um, I'm not sure.- Use the mic, Freddy!

- I'm not sure--I'm not sure.

[audience laughing]

- All right, give me a beat--Try it out.

This is gonna be my-my,uh, rich person rap.

Give me a beat--I need something to dance to.

- Okay.

Boom-chicka-boom-chica--

[audience laughing]

[cheers and applause]

- All right.

Hey, don'tstand so close.

Just back upa little bit.

[audience laughing]

Okay, give me a beat.

- Boom-chicka-boom-chicka

boom-chicka-boom-chick-boom.

- Okay.

- Boom-chicka-boom-chicka

boom-chicka-boom-chick-boom.

- This goes out tomy attorney, Morris!

[audience laughing]

- Boom-chicka-boom-chickaboom-chicka-boom-chick-boom.

- My hedge fund's expandingmy private jet's landing

I'm going to the vineyardwith my man servant Channing

I won another lawsuitit makes me quite happy

think I'll go to the beachhouse and take a little nappy

I'm rich ya'all

quite rich ya'all

like my oil tankerruined the ocean ya'all

like I use stem cellsas lotion ya'all

I'm rich

quite rich

I-I start warsas a hobby

my limo has a lobby

my cousin paid to killthat dumb Kennedy Bobby

Yeah

I'm rich

quite rich

I love being rich

I never...

- Boom-chicka-boom-chickaboom-chicka-boom-chick-boom.

- I love being richI never wait my turn

And if you don'tdo what I say

I'll put my [deleted]on your sideburns.

Yeah!

Let's give it upfor Freddy, everybody!

[cheers and applause]

Okay, come on.

Let's give it up.

[cheers and applause]

Boom-chicka-boom-chicka boom.

Let's giveit up for Freddy.

Get that micaway from him.

[cheers and applause]

We'll make somediamonds later, darling.

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