Kyle Dunnigan - Phone Messages

  • Season 11 , Ep 16
  • 03/15/2007
  • Views: 18,573

Kyle got nervous when he called his own answering machine. (1:52)

AND I GOT NERVOUS LEAVING THAT MESSAGE.

I WAS LIKE, "HEY, IT'S ME. IT'S YOU, TOO.

"JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU TO GOTO KAREN'S PARTY ON FRIDAY.

"I TOLD HER WE'D GO. SO WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO.

"I DIDN'T SAY WE'D GO 'CAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN WE WERE CRAZY,

"WHICH WE'RE NOT. OKAY. I'M RAMBLING.

ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT. LOVE YA-- BYE."

[LAUGHTER]

"HEY, IT'S ME AGAIN. I JUST WANTED TO CLEAR UP THAT LAST MESSAGE."

[LAUGHTER]

MY MOM'S BEEN LEAVING ME LONGER AND LONGER MESSAGES.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT THE MOM MESSAGE. LOT OF DETAIL.

THE MOM MESSAGE.

SHE'S LIKE, "HI, IT'S YOUR MOTHER. IT'S 7:34 ON TUESDAY.

"OOPS, 7:35. THE CLOCKJUST TURNED. IT'S 7:35.

"IT MUST HAVE BEEN AT THE END OF THE FOUR WHEN I SAID 7:34

'CAUSE NOW IT SAYS 7:3"--

I JUST SIT WITH MY FINGER ON THE ERASE BUTTON.

BUT YOU CAN'T HIT IT IN CASE THE END OF THE MESSAGE IS LIKE,

"I'M BEING ATTACKED." SO YOU HAVE TO SIT THERE. OH, MY GOD.

HURRY UP. I CAN FEEL MYSELF GETTING OLDER.

[LAUGHTER]

I GET BACK AT HER THOUGH. I TREAT HER LIKESHE'S SENILE IN PUBLIC.

THAT MAKES HER CRAZY. I GO, "DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH.

THAT DOESN'T BELONG IN YOUR MOUTH, MOTHER. RIGHT?"

[LAUGHTER]

SHE'S LIKE, "Stop it, Kyle."

"MY NAME'S NOT KYLE. IT'S PETER.I'M YOUR SON, PETER, REMEMBER?"

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

- "Stop it, Peter." - [LAUGHTER]

I WANNA TO TELL YOU A STORY. IT'S KIND OF A LAME STORY.

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