Panel: Origins

Season 2 , Ep 1 07/09/13 Views: 16,309

Anthony takes his fans through the illustrious history of the legendary and revered Panel. (1:58)

Tags:  history, TV

KIDS, THE JESELNIK OFFENSIVEPANEL STARTED

WAY BACK IN FEBRUARY.

YOU KNOW PANEL.YOU LOVE PANEL.

PANEL IS ALL OF US.

BUT DO YOU KNOW THE STORYOF PANEL?

PANEL STARTED OUT LIFEAS A HUMBLE CYPRESS TREE.

EVENTUALLY, PANEL WASCHOPPED DOWN

AND FASHIONEDINTO THE CROSS

THAT JESUS CHRISTWAS CRUCIFIED UPON.

BUT AFTERWARDS, PANEL DENIEDEVER HAVING KNOWN CHRIST,

BECAUSE PANEL'S COOLLIKE THAT.

PANEL IS THE LIGHT.ALL HAIL PANEL.

all: ALL HAIL PANEL!

- NEXT, PANEL RECEIVED A MESSAGEFROM HIS FATHER PAN-EL,

WHO LIVEDON A DISTANT PLANET

WHICH WAS JUSTLIKE EARTH

EXCEPT THEY WEREWITHOUT PANEL.

SO PAN-EL SAIDUNTO HIS ONLY SON,

"YOU WILL GIVE THE PEOPLEAN IDEAL TO PANEL TOWARDS.

"THEY WILL PANELBEHIND YOU.

"THEY WILL STUMBLE.THEY WILL FALL.

"BUT IN TIME,THEY WILL PANEL IN THE SUN.

"IN TIME, YOU WILL HELP THEMPANEL WONDERS.

PANEL IS THE ONE.ALL HAIL PANEL."

all: ALL HAIL PANEL!

- AND LO...[laughter]

A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO,PANEL SIGNED A DEVELOPMENT DEAL

WITH COMEDY CENTRAL.

BUT PANEL WASA FICKLE MISTRESS

AND REJECTED MANY SUITORS.

PANEL WOULD NOT WORKWITH TOSH.

PANEL WOULD NOT WORKWITH KROLL.

PANEL WOULD NOT WORKWITH KEY OR PEELE.

BUT PANEL WAS IN LUCK

BECAUSE ONE DAY,A TALL, DARK, HANDSOME STRANGER

SAID THE DIVINE WORDS,"YEAH, I'LL DO PANEL,

"IF I DON'T HAVE TO PUTPICTURES OF MY MONOLOGUE

LIKE A [bleep] IDIOT."

AND THUS,PANEL WAS TOLERATED.

AND PANEL WAS GOOD...FOR THE MOST PART.

ALL HAIL PANEL.all: ALL HAIL PANEL!

- AND NOW, PANEL RULESEVERYTHING AROUND ME.

P.R.E.A.M., GET THE PANEL,PANEL, PANEL BILL, Y'ALL.

IT'S TIME FOR PANEL.

PLEASE WELCOMEFROM COMEDY CENTRAL'S

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