John Mulaney - Ice T on "Law & Order: SVU"

John Mulaney: New in Town Season 1, Ep 101 01/28/2012 Views: 89,025

Ice T's character on "Law & Order: SVU" treats every case like it's his first. (2:19)

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HE HANDLES NEW YORK'SMOST SENSITIVE CASES.

I LOVE ICE-T ON SVU.HE IS FANTASTIC.

HE'S AWESOME.

WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT HIM

IS THAT HE'S BEEN WITH THE SVUFOR LIKE, MM, 11 YEARS NOW.

BUT HE STILL TREATS EVERY CASELIKE IT'S HIS FIRST

IN TERMS OF TOTAL CONFUSION.

SOMETIMES THEY'LL BE INTHE MIDDLE OF AN INVESTIGATION

AND ICE-T WILL BE LIKE,"YO, YOU TELLING ME THIS DUDE

GETS OFF ON LITTLE GIRLSWITH PIGTAILS?"

IT'S LIKE, "YEAH, ICE.

"HE'S A PEDOPHILE.

"YOU WORK IN THE SEX CRIMESDIVISION.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GETUSED TO THAT."

YOU KNOW HOW THEY TRYAND TIE IN, LIKE, CURRENT EVENTS

TO EVERY EPISODE OF SVU?

SO THERE WAS THIS EPISODEI SAW A WHILE AGO

THAT WAS ABOUT SEX ADDICTION.

'CAUSE A LOT OF CELEBRITIESHAVE COME OUT AS SEX ADDICTS.

SO THE EPISODE'S ABOUTSEX ADDICTION.

THERE IS A SCENE IN THE EPISODEWHERE THE OTHER DETECTIVES

ARE TRYING TO TEACH ICE-TWHAT SEX ADDICTION IS,

AND IT TAKES A COUPLEOF MINUTES.

AND FINALLY, ICE-T GETS IT.

AND THEY CUT TO HIMIN THIS CLOSE-UP

AND HE GOES,"OH, I GET IT.

"YOU MEAN LIKE WHEN SOMEONEDRINKS TOO MUCH...

OR SNORTS COCAINE...OR BETSTHE HOUSE ON THE PONIES?"

I WAS LIKE,"YEAH, YOU GOT IT, MAN,"

AND I WAS PSYCHEDTHAT ICE-T UNDERSTOOD

SO THAT THEY COULD CONTINUEWITH THE INVESTIGATION.

BUT I COULD'VE WATCHEDANOTHER FOUR HOURS

OF ICE-T JUST NAMINGEXAMPLES.

JUST THAT CLOSE-UPAND ICE-T LIKE,

"OR LIKE WHEN SOMEONE SMOKESTOO MANY CIGARETTES?

"OR LIKE WHEN SOMEONE SHOPSTOO MUCH WITH CREDIT CARDS?

"OR LIKE WHEN SOMEONE PLAYSTOO MANY SCRATCHY LOTTERIES?

"OR LIKE WHEN SOMEONEEATS TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE CAKE?

"OR LIKE WHEN EATS TOO MUCHCHOCOLATE CAKE

AND THEN BARFS IT UP?"

AND HE WOULD JUST KEEP TALKINGAND IT WOULD SLOWLY FADE OUT

AND SAY, "EXECUTIVE PRODUCERDICK WOLF."

THAT'D BE MY IDEAL EPISODE.THAT'D BE A GOOD ONE.