Stella - Limericks

  • Season 8 , Ep 22
  • 05/13/2004
  • Views: 6,074

Michael Ian Black gets balls-deep in a limerick. (2:13)

>> I WAS JUST THINKING, DO YOU

GUYS KNOW THAT SONG,

"WHEN IRISH EYES ARE SMILING"?

>> IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SONG.

IT'S SO EVOCATIVE.

>> I KNOW.

I LOVE THE EWOKS.

THEY'RE SO CUTE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

>> THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT

THAT PHRASE, "IRISH EYES."

I WONDER WHAT THEY MEAN.

>> I THINK IT MEANS

ALCOHOL-INFLAMED, BLOODSHOT

EYES.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

DON'T YOU THINK IT'S ALSO

THE GREAT TRADITION OF IRISH

WRITERS-- JAMES JOYCE--

SHAMUS HANEY, SHAQUILLE O'NEAL?

HEY, DO EITHER OF YOU GUYS KNOW

ANY IRISH LIMERICKS?

>> I DON'T.

[LAUGHTER]

I DO.

>> OH.

>> IT GOES LIKE THIS.

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM

NANTUCKET WHOSE ROD WAS SO LONG

THAT HE COULD GET BALL-DEEP UP

IN THAT.

AND THEN HE'D BE LIKE, IN IT.

AND SHE'D BE LIKE "OH, BABY,

THAT'S MY SPOT, THAT'S MY SPOT.

KEEP GOING.

NO, DON'T STOP, BABY,

THAT'S MY SPOT.

CAREFUL, I'M OVULATING."

AND HE'S LIKE "NO, IT'S OKAY,

I USE THE RHYTHM METHOD."

AND THEN HE SHOT HIS JUNK.

>> HMM.

THAT'S GREAT.

I PARTICULARLY LIKE THE PART

ABOUT WHEN HE SHOT HIS JUNK.

>> YEAH.

I ACTUALLY SAID IT WRONG.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO, "AND THEN

HE SHOT HIS JUNK."

YOU SEE?

FOR THE METER?

>> OH, FOR THE METER.

>> YES.

>> WHAT ABOUT THAT GREAT IRISH

FOOD ON ST. PATTY'S DAY, LIKE,

I WOULD LOVE TO GET ME SOME

CORNED BEEF AND CABBAGE.

YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM.

>> I'M GONNA GET ME SOME IRISH

SODA BREAD AND FISH TACOS.

YUM, YUM, YUMMY, YUM.

>> I'M GONNA GET ME CORNED BEEF

AND CABBAGE AND IRISH SODA BREAD

AND FISH TACOS.

YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM.

>> MIKE, IF YOU ATE ALL THAT

FOOD, YOU'D GET A TUMMY ACHE.

>> [BLEEP] YOU, DAVID!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I AM NOT GOING TO GET A TUMMY

ACHE!

>> MICHAEL, I REALLY JUST THINK

YOU ARE OVERREACTING HERE.

>> NO!

>> ALL I SAID WAS YOU'RE GONNA

GET A TUMMY ACHE.

>> I AM NOT GOING TO GET--

I HATE BOTH OF YOU!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I HATE BOTH OF YOU.

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