Stella - Limericks

Season 8 , Ep 22 05/13/04 Views: 6,490

Michael Ian Black gets balls-deep in a limerick. (2:13)

>> I WAS JUST THINKING, DO YOUGUYS KNOW THAT SONG,

"WHEN IRISH EYES ARE SMILING"?

>> IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SONG.

IT'S SO EVOCATIVE.

>> I KNOW.

I LOVE THE EWOKS.

THEY'RE SO CUTE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]>> THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT

THAT PHRASE, "IRISH EYES."

I WONDER WHAT THEY MEAN.

>> I THINK IT MEANSALCOHOL-INFLAMED, BLOODSHOT

EYES.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]DON'T YOU THINK IT'S ALSO

THE GREAT TRADITION OF IRISHWRITERS-- JAMES JOYCE--

SHAMUS HANEY, SHAQUILLE O'NEAL?

HEY, DO EITHER OF YOU GUYS KNOWANY IRISH LIMERICKS?

>> I DON'T.

[LAUGHTER]I DO.

>> OH.

>> IT GOES LIKE THIS.

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROMNANTUCKET WHOSE ROD WAS SO LONG

THAT HE COULD GET BALL-DEEP UPIN THAT.

AND THEN HE'D BE LIKE, IN IT.

AND SHE'D BE LIKE "OH, BABY,THAT'S MY SPOT, THAT'S MY SPOT.

KEEP GOING.

NO, DON'T STOP, BABY,THAT'S MY SPOT.

CAREFUL, I'M OVULATING."

AND HE'S LIKE "NO, IT'S OKAY,I USE THE RHYTHM METHOD."

AND THEN HE SHOT HIS JUNK.

>> HMM.

THAT'S GREAT.

I PARTICULARLY LIKE THE PARTABOUT WHEN HE SHOT HIS JUNK.

>> YEAH.

I ACTUALLY SAID IT WRONG.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO, "AND THENHE SHOT HIS JUNK."

YOU SEE?

FOR THE METER?

>> OH, FOR THE METER.

>> YES.

>> WHAT ABOUT THAT GREAT IRISHFOOD ON ST. PATTY'S DAY, LIKE,

I WOULD LOVE TO GET ME SOMECORNED BEEF AND CABBAGE.

YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM.

>> I'M GONNA GET ME SOME IRISHSODA BREAD AND FISH TACOS.

YUM, YUM, YUMMY, YUM.

>> I'M GONNA GET ME CORNED BEEFAND CABBAGE AND IRISH SODA BREAD

AND FISH TACOS.

YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM.

>> MIKE, IF YOU ATE ALL THATFOOD, YOU'D GET A TUMMY ACHE.

>> [BLEEP] YOU, DAVID!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]I AM NOT GOING TO GET A TUMMY

ACHE!

>> MICHAEL, I REALLY JUST THINKYOU ARE OVERREACTING HERE.

>> NO!

>> ALL I SAID WAS YOU'RE GONNAGET A TUMMY ACHE.

>> I AM NOT GOING TO GET--I HATE BOTH OF YOU!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]I HATE BOTH OF YOU.

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