Patton Oswalt - Horrible Kids Pt. 2

Patton Oswalt: Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time Season 1, Ep 101 04/06/2014 Views: 4,779

Patton Oswalt is worried that the lessons he's teaching his daughter will be useless in the future. (0:50)

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[ LAUGHTER ]

THIS GIRL IS GONNA HAVETHE SKILLS SHE NEEDS TO SURVIVE

IN THE TESTOSTERONE- AND HORROR-AND RAPE-FILLED COUNTRY

THAT AMERICA'S TURNING INTO.

MY DAUGHTER IS GONNA BE FORCEDTO GO OUT INTO THE RUINS

AND LOOK FOR FOOD AND MEDICINE

AND BE A SLAVETO THUNDERA THE SPEAR MISTRESS.

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

AND SHE'LL RESENT METHE WHOLE TIME.

SHE'LL BE LIKE,"OH, THANKS A LOT, DAD.

"WHAT WERE THE AMAZINGLIFE-SAVING SKILLS

"YOU TAUGHT ME?

"SCOOTER RIDINGAND 'BLADE RUNNER' TRIVIA.

"THANKS.

THANKS, DAD."

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]