Pawnsylvania - Murph's Troubles

Season 3 , Ep 8 03/03/15 Views: 1,073

When Murph pays Don a surprise visit, it becomes clear that he's running away from his problems in Philadelphia. (2:54)

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- HEY, WHERE YOUSE WANT METO PUT THESE BULLETS, POOKIE?

- OH, PUT 'EM NEXT TOTHEM HOLLOWED-OUT GRENADES.

WHOA, LOOK WHO'S HERE!both: HEY.

- I GOT SOMETHING TO PAWNYOUSE GUYS.

BROTHERLY LOVE.

[rock music]

- WHAT'S UP, MAN?HOW'S IT GOING?

- THINGS WERE DOING PRETTY GOOD

UNTIL I ENDED UPIN THIS [bleep] TOWN.

- [laughs]DON'T DIS IT TILL YOU MISS IT.

- I BET YOU $50THAT THE NEXT GUY

TO WALK INTOTHIS LOUSY ESTABLISHMENT'S

GONNA BE WEARINGA OFF-BRAND PENGUINS JERSEY.

- I CAN'T DO THAT AROUND DEB.

- MM-MM.- [chuckles]

- 75.

- [laughs]ALL RIGHT, DUDE.

I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT.

- FRICK!I WOULD HAVE WON $50.

- YOU GETTING ANGRY.- CRAP!

- DUDE, WE'RE NEXTTO A CHURCH FULL OF NUNS.

MURPH COMES IN HEREWITH GUNS BLAZING

LIKE TOMMY CRUISEIN JACK REACHER.

I'M LIKE, "WHAT'S GOING ONIN YOUR NEBBY HEAD?"

- LOOKING TO GET OUT OFTHE HOUSE FOR A LITTLE AWHILE,

GET AWAY FROM MY HOME.

YOU GONNA SUE ME FOR LEAVINGMY HOUSE FOR A WEEKEND?

GO AHEAD.

- IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHTWITH YOU AND MURPH?

HE DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.

- THAT DIRT SHOWED UPKNOCKING FOR YOUSE?

DEB, ASK HIM WHAT HAPPENEDTO OUR SAVINGS.

HE'S GOT ME FEELING SO LOW,LIKE I'M TOM HANKS

WALKING AROUNDRITTENHOUSE SQUARE WITH AIDS.

- SO, MURPH, WHAT BRINGS YOUTO PITTSBURGH AGAIN?

- OH, I'M GOING OVERTO THAT P.A. PAWN SHOP

OWNER-OPERATOR CONFERENCEIN ERIE.

THOUGHT I'D STOP BYON THE WAY.

- I DON'T THINKTHE PAWN-FERENCE IS TILL AUGUST.

- I LEFT TERESA.

- THAT'S NOT WHAT TERESA SAYS.

- YOU TALKED TO HERON THE PHONE?

- SHE WAS PUTTING POPIN YOUR SECOND FRIDGE.

- I'M FOUR IRONS IN.YOU GOT TO CATCH UP.

- MAYBE YOU COULD HAVEA POP INSTEAD.

- I DON'T EVEN FEEL A THINGUNTIL MY SIXTH.

- WE NEED TO GET YOU SOME POPAT THE STORE,

AND YOU BETTER GET OUTON THE GRASS.

- DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME.I GOT A PLAN.

EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE JUST FINE.

I'M ANTHONY DOWNPOUR,

AND THIS IS THE CHANNEL SIXACTION WEATHER ACCU FORECAST

AND LOTTO DRAWING.

- I ALWAYS LIKE GETTINGMY NUMBERS FROM ANTHONY DOWNPOUR

'CAUSE I GET THE WEATHER TOO.

- SO TOMORROW WE CAN EXPECTA HIGH OF...

28.

AND OUR LOTTO NUMBER IS...

11.

ON THURSDAY,WE'LL SEE A HIGH OF 26.

AND FOR OUR BIG FIVELOTTO NUMBER...

- YEAH, MAYBE YOU'LL WIN.

THERE'S ONLY, LIKE, WHAT,

14 MILLION PEOPLEIN PENNSYLVANIA?

- THE ODDS AREN'T BAD.- YOUR CHANCES ARE REAL GOOD.

- AND OUR PICK FIVE NUMBER IS...

72.

I WISHIT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND,

'CAUSE THEN THE TEMPERATUREWOULD BE 72--

NICE.

AND THEN THE PICK FIVEWOULD BE 35,

WHICH DOESN'T AFFECT ANYTHING

EXCEPT CERTAIN PEOPLE'S NUMBERSTHAT THEY PICKED.

- FRICK! FRICK!CRAP.

- I'M SORRY, I FORGOTTO INTRODUCE THE WITNESS.

THIS IS JOANNE.WHAT ARE YOU, 5'10''?

PROBABLY LIKE 5'11''.

- I LOST EVERYTHING.

- DON'T TELL MEYOUSE LOST THE HOUSE.

- EVEN WORSE.

WHAT'S GOING ONWITH MY FACE HERE?

- IT'S--YOU GOT THREE RIVERS

COMING DOWN OUT OF YOUR EYES,BRO.

- I AIN'T EVER CRIED BEFORE.- LET IT OUT, MAN.

IT'S LIKE THE MONONGAHELAAND THE ALLEGHENY

FORMING ON YOUR UPPER LIPTO MAKE THE OHIO.

- NOW THE BOOKIESARE GONNA COME AFTER ME.

I GAVE THEM ALL MY MONEY.THEY STILL WANT MORE.

THAT'S WHY I HAD TO TAKEA GREYHOUND HERE.

- OOF.

BETTER TO CRAWL ON THE GROUND

THAN TAKING A GREYHOUND.

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