Ted Alexandro - Big Guys at the Gym

  • Season 1 , Ep 13
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 9,515

They're like a group of big pigeons. (1:45)

THAT'S IT FOR ME.

I CAN'T GO ANY FURTHER.

MAN, I'M OUTTA SHAPE.

I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE.

MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY SOMEOF THAT YOGA WE SAW

ON THAT FITNESS SHOW.

THAT MIGHT HELP.

AH, SCREW THIS!

I CAN'T EVENTOUCH MY OWN TOES.

I CAN'T EVEN TOUCHMY DAMN KNEES.

I CAN KISS MY OWN ASS!

COOL.

WAIT A MINUTE... OOPS.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

TIME FOR A DIAPER CHANGE.

(Patrice)YOU STINKIN' BASTARD.

(Ted Alexandro)TRYING TO KEEP INSHAPE, THOUGH, YOU KNOW?

BELONG TO A GYM NOW.

LET ME REPHRASE THAT.

I DON'T BELONG THEREAT ALL, BUT I GO.

I GO.

BIG GUYS AT THE GYM.

YOU SEEN THE BIG GYM GUYS?

IT'S LIKE BIG PIGEONSJUST WALKING AROUND.

BIG...

ALWAYS ASKING EACH OTHERWHAT PART OF THE BODY

THEY'RE WORKINGOUT THAT DAY.

LIKE, WHAT ARE YOUWORKING OUT TODAY?

BACK AND BIS.

WHAT ARE YOU WORKING OUT?

ASS AND HEAD.

I HAD NO IDEA.

FIRST TIME I WENT,THEY'RE LIKE,

WHAT ARE YOUWORKING OUT TODAY?

I WAS LIKE,CHILDHOOD ISSUES.

IS THERE AMACHINE FOR THAT?

AND THEY'RE BIG.

THEY ALWAYS WANNA GIVEYA A SPOT, TOO, RIGHT?

GUYS WANNA SPOT YA ANDTHEY YELL AT YA, LIKE,

ALL YOU, ALL YOU!

I'M LIKE, SOME YOU!

IT'S TOO HEAVY.

A LITTLE BITME, MOSTLY YOU.

I LIKE TO DO A LOT OFCARDIOVASCULAR EXERCISE.

YOU KNOW, I LIKETO JUMP ROPE.

BUT IT'S HARD TO FINDTWO PEOPLE TO TURN

WHO ARE WILLING TO SING.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

IT'S NOT THAT EASY.

SOMETIMES THEY DON'THAVE THE ROPE THERE,

I'LL JUST DO THEJUMPING MOTION.

AND THERE WAS THIS OLDGUY ON THE STAIR MASTER.

HE'S LIKE, "WHY DON'TYOU USE A REAL ROPE?"

I WAS LIKE, "WHY DON'TYOU CLIMB REAL STAIRS?"

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