Kevin Brennan - In the Mood for Sex

  • Season 1, Ep 8
  • 01/25/1999
  • Views: 5,077

It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex. (3:03)

SHE'S, LIKE, A GOOD GIRLFRIEND,YOU KNOW?

BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU STILL GET,LIKE, YOU KNOW

"CAUSE WHEN YOU DON'T HAVEA GIRLFRIEND

YOU WANT ONE, RIGHT?

AND THEN WHEN YOU GET ONE

YOU'RE, LIKE,"OH, THAT'S RIGHT," YOU KNOW?

I MEAN, STUFF JUST HAPPENS

AND YOU'RE, LIKE,"OH, NO, NOT THIS AGAIN."

I THINK I'VE BEEN WATCHINGTOO MUCH RICKI LAKE, YOU KNOW?

'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,GUYS ARE ALL IDIOTS, RIGHT?

WE'RE ALL JERKS,AND WOMEN ARE ALL GREAT, RIGHT?

IS THAT THE WAY IT IS?

( women cheering )

IT'S SUCH BULL ( bleep )

'CAUSE YOU KNOWIT'S NOT LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW?

LIKE, WOMEN GET MAD'CAUSE GUYS HAVE

WE HAVE KIND OF, LIKE,A HOPPED-UP SEX DRIVE, YOU KNOW?

WE'RE ALWAYS IN THE MOODFOR SEX AND YOU'RE NOT.

YOU'RE ONLY SOMETIMESIN THE MOOD FOR SEX.

THAT'S NOT OUR FAULT.

IT'S GOOD WE'RE ALWAYSIN THE MOOD FOR SEX

'CAUSE OTHERWISE,WE'D NEVER HAVE SEX.

WE'D BE WAITING FOR EACH OTHERALL THE TIME.

SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?SO, WE'RE READY 24-SEVEN.

WE'RE DOING YOU A FAVOR,ALL RIGHT?

RIGHT, GUYS?

PLUS...

PLUS, WOMEN CAN ONLY GETPREGNANT SOMETIMES.

THEY CAN ONLY GET PREGNANTA COUPLE DAYS OUT OF THE MONTH.

SO WHAT IF WE'RE ONLYIN THE MOOD FOR SEX SOMETIMES?

THEN WE'D NEVER HAVE KIDS.

NO HUMAN RACE.

SO WE'RE HEROESTHE WAY I LOOK AT IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

WE'RE LIKE HEROES.

YOU DON'T WANT TO COME HOME...

YOU WANT TO COME HOME

YOU SAY TO YOUR HUSBAND,"HONEY, I'M OVULATING.

LET'S HAVE SEX."

AND HE'S, LIKE, "I'M SAD.

"I CAN'T. I JUST WATCHED PARTY OF FIVE

"AND BAILEY'S DRINKING AGAIN.

"I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOWWHAT TO MAKE OF IT ALL."

SOME CRAZY...

AND IF YOU'RE EVER...

IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND EVER SAYSTO YOU, "LET'S HAVE SEX"

AND YOU DON'T WANT TO,THEY, LIKE, FLIP OUT.

THEY'RE LIKE,"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'NO'?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"

YOU COULD BE GOINGWITH JOHN GLENN

ON THE ( bleep ) ASTRONAUTTHING, YOU KNOW?

LIKE, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN,YOU GOT TO GO UP THERE?

HELL, HOOK ME UP FIRST,"YOU KNOW?

"WHAT, ARE YOU GAY?"

THEY'RE ALWAYS, LIKE,"WHAT, ARE YOU GAY?"

YEAH, I'M GAY 'CAUSE I HAVETO GO UP TO OUTER SPACE, YEAH.

WOMEN ARE THE GAY ONES.

I SAW A WOMAN TODAY.

SHE'S, LIKE, TALKINGTO HER FRIEND.

SHE'S, LIKE, "NICE SHIRT."

SHE'S RUBBING THE FABRICAND GLANCING

AGAINST THE WOMAN'S BREAST,YOU KNOW?

I'M, LIKE, "WHAT IS THAT?"GUYS DON'T DO THAT.

"NICE PANTS, OH.

"OH, YEAH.

"WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE PANTS?

"WAIT. GIVE ME MORE TIME.

COME HERE. COUGH."

YOU JUST GOT TO TRY, YOU KNOW?

LIKE, WOMEN GET CLOSETO ORGASMS.

GUYS DON'T.

YOU EVER GET CLOSETO AN ORGASM?

GUYS DON'T GET CLOSE.

WE SEE THE FINISH LINE.

WE CROSS THE FINISH LINE.

IF WE HAVE TO DRAGA BROKEN LEG...

WE WILL CROSS THE FINISH LINE.

WHAT HAPPENS TO WOMEN?

DO YOU SEE THE FINISH LINE?

YOU'RE, LIKE, "OH, ( bleep ).

OH, LOOK, A DEER."

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