Ice-T Rescue Dog

Puppy Dog Ice-T Season 2, Ep 3 10/10/2012 Views: 587,520

A couple adopts a tough-talking rescue dog formerly owned by rapper Ice-T. (2:35)

Tags:  dogs, animals, pets, sex, Ice-T
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- HEY, BABE.- HI.

UM, I MADE A REALLY BIG DECISIONWITHOUT CONSULTING YOU.

I WENT BY A PUPPY RESCUE STANDON UNIVERSITY AVENUE.

I HAD TO. I HAD TO.

- YOU GOT US A DOG?- YEAH, I DID.

- OH, MY GOD!OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

- SO, HONEY, I'VE GOTTATELL YOU SOMETHING, OKAY?

- MM-HM.

- THESE RESCUE DOGS HAVEHAD SOME TOUGH SITUATIONS.

- OH.

- AND A LOT OF THEM TAKE ONTHE PERSONALITY OF THEIR OWNERS.

THIS DOG...- MM-HM.

- WAS OWNED BY RAPPER ICE-T.

ALL RIGHT, LITTLE BUDDY,COME ON OUT.

- AWW.

- [gasps]

- OH, HELLO,MY LITTLE DARLING.

OH!- MAN, [bleep] YOU.

YOU, SUCK MY [bleep].

THIS HOUSE AIN'T [bleep].

- OKAY, BUDDY, TAKE IT EASY.

- A LITTLE TESTY.- WHOA.

- [bleep] YOU, [bleep].

NOTHIN' EVER BEEN EASYFOR ME IN MY LIFE.

NOW HOOK ME UP WITH A TREAT.- YOU WANT A TREAT, BUDDY?

- YOU WANT A TREAT?- IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

HERE WE GO, SWEETIE.HERE WE GO.

- MM, YEAH, THAT'SA TASTY-ASS TREAT RIGHT THERE.

NOW GIVE ME THE WHOLE BAG.- OKAY, ONE TREAT IS ENOUGH.

- BITCH, WAS I TALKING TO YOU?

GIVE ME THE WHOLE BAG OF TREATS'CAUSE I'M A TREAT KILLER

AND A MOTHER[bleep] HANDFUL.

- SOMEBODY'S GRUMPY TODAY.- GRUMPY-WUMPY.

- LAY MY ASS RIGHT UPON THIS COMFORTABLE-ASS SOFA.

- [laughs]

- I'M GONNA SLEEP ON THIS BITCHTOO, AS A MATTER OF FACT.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT,MOTHER[bleep] AND BITCH?

I'M GONNA PISS AND [bleep]UP HERE TOO.

- NO! OH, NO! NO, NO, NO!- [bleep] YOU, MAN.

RAISE YOUR HAND AT ME.

- OKAY, UM, I'VE GOTSOMETHING FOR YOU, LITTLE GUY.

HUH? HUH?YOU WANNA PLAY FETCH?

YOU WANNA PLAY FETCH?YOU LIKE FETCH, HUH?

- GET THAT BALL.- [bleep] YOU!

BOTH Y'ALL CONDESCENDINGMOTHER[bleep].

I AIN'T YOUR ENTERTAINMENT,BITCH.

SO [bleep] YOU![Dog barking at door]

- OH, WHAT'S THAT?- GET THE DOOR, OKAY?

UH...

- WELL, HELLO.WHO IS THIS?

- COME ON, COCOA, DON'T WORRYABOUT THESE MOTHER[bleep].

THAT'S MY BITCH COCOA.

OH, I FORGOT TO TELL Y'ALL,SHE'S GONNA BE LIVING HERE TOO.

- WOW, OKAY, YOU GOTYOUR LITTLE FRIEND HERE.

- YEAH.

- YEAH, WELL YOU CAN--SHECAN PLAY HERE FOR A WHILE, SURE.

- PUPPY PLAY DATE.- YEAH.

- PLAY DATE?WE GONNA HAVE A [bleep] DATE.

THAT'S WHATWE GONNA HAVE, BITCH.

COME HERE, BITCH.[sniffing]

[licking sounds]- OH, HE'S--

- ARE YOU--- OKAY, HE'S DOING THAT.

NO, NO, DON'T DO IT.- YEAH, THAT'S MY SHIH TZU.

- OH.- OH, DEAR.

- GET THE [bleep]OUT OF HERE!

IT'S ABOUT TO GET GRAPHICIN THIS BITCH!

- OH, BOY.- [licking sounds]

- HOW COME YOU DON'TDO THAT WITH ME?

- HONEY, I TOLD YOU.- HE DOES IT.

- I JUST WANTTO KEEP THIS AREA CLEAN.

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