Extended - Aaron Duuurrrr - Alexander Hamilton Never Said That S**t - Uncensored

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Following a congressional hopeful's "Hamilton" gaffe, Morgan Murphy, Adam Goldberg and Jim Gaffigan deliver fake quotes from notable political figures. (2:01)

A CANDIDATE FOR NEW YORK'S TENTHCONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT IS TAKING

SOME HEAT FOR MISQUOTINGFOUNDING FATHER ALEXANDER

HAMILTON.

ON THE BRIAN LEHRER RADIO SHOW,OLIVER ROSENBERG SAID, QUOTE,

"AS ALEXANDER HAMILTON SAYS,'THIS IS NOT A MOMENT.

THIS IS A MOVEMENT.'"THAT IS FROM THE TONY-WINNING

MUSICAL "HAMILTON."

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)FOUNDING FATHER ALEXANDER

HAMILTON NEVER SAID THAT SHIT ATALL.

ROSENBERG THEN PRESUMABLY WENTON TO QUOTE THE FATHER OF OUR

COUNTRY, GENERAL WASHINGTON'SIMMORTAL LINE, "TODAY IS YOUR

TRAINING DAY."

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

SO, COMEDIANS, SINCE WE'RE JUSTWILLY-NILLY ATTRIBUTING SONG

LYRICS TO FAMOUS POLITICIANS,I'D LIKE YOU TO GIVE ME ANOTHER

FAKE QUOTE FROM ANOTHER OFAMERICA'S MOST PROMINENT

FIGURES.

JIM GAFFIGAN.

>> (LIKE REAGAN): MR. GORBACHEV,TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)THAT'S NOT A BAD...

JIM! JIM!

WHAT...?

WAIT A MINUTE.

WHAT DEEP, DARK CLOSET HAVE YOUBEEN STORING THIS REAGAN

IMPERSONATION IN ALL THESEYEARS?

>> (LIKE REAGAN): WELL, YOU KEEPRAISING TAXES.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: FANTASTIC!

ADAM GOLDBERG.

>> SHE... TAKES JUST LIKE AWOMAN, CHRIS.

YES, SHE DOES.

SHE MAKES LOVE JUST LIKE AWOMAN.

I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONSWITH THAT WOMAN.

(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE & CHEERING)>> HARDWICK: EXCELLENT. POINTS.

POINTS.

>> COME ON.

YEAH.

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING SWELL)>> HARDWICK: PRESIDENT REAGAN,

PLEASE CALM DOWN.

(LAUGHTER)>> (AS REAGAN): WELL...

>> HARDWICK: MORGAN MURPHY.

>> UH... THE ONLY THING WE HAVETO FEAR... IS FEAR ITSELF.

PANDA, PANDA, PANDA, PANDA,PANDA.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

POINTS. PERFECT.

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)