I was at a red light recently.
And the light turned green,
and the guy behind me honkedfor me to go.
Has that ever happenedto you guys?
The light turns green.[imitates car horn]
I'm like,"Dude, it just turned green."
I'm like, "You don't talkto me like that."
I got nowhere to go.
All I do is watch Pawn Star marathons.
I'm a pretty simple guy,you know?
So I just throw it in park.
I'm like, "Now nobody goes."
He's like...[imitates car horn]
I'm like, "No, buddy, legally,that says I can go."
And the dudejust keeps honking.
I'm like,"No, you don't yell at me!"
Right? And then later I realizedI was totally wrong, right?
I may have been wrong.
Maybe he was a dick.Maybe he wasn't.
But I know that he hada limited vocabulary.
Because I was in a parkinggarage, and I was behind a car.
And the thing went up.And I was like...
[imitates car horn]And the dude was like, "What?"
I was like, "I meant itin a helpful way."
And then it dawned on me,there is no courtesy horn.
There is no helpful horn.
We need a second hornthat's mellow,
that ends in a question mark,that's like...
[laughter and applause]
It's just kind of being like,"You're cool, man.
I just want to knowif you see something."
I mean,driving would be awesome.
If you were at a red light,it turns green, you just hear...
I'm like, "Thanks, man."I hit--
And then I'd hitmy thank you horn...
[brief honk]and go.
Thank you, crowd.[brief honk]
And then there should beanother horn--
I'm thinking a bunch of them.
I want a whole array.
I want emotions up there.
I want another horn that says,"I'm not mad at you,
it's the personin front of you."
I feel really bad.
Like, I want to get outof the car and actually explain
to someone what's going down.
Like, I'm like...[imitates car horn]
Someone's like,"What, dude?"
I'm like,"No, we're bros."
[imitates warbling horn]"It's that guy.
Go!It's a yield sign."