A Delivery for Professore Romer

  • Season 1 , Ep 7
  • 04/17/2014
  • Views: 2,457

Forrest gets revenge on an old schoolmate by posing as an Italian dry cleaner delivering some very soiled undergarments. (1:42)

- I DECIDED TO PULL A PRANKTHAT WOULD REQUIRE

A MASTERFULLY SUBTLEAND CONVINCING PERFORMANCE.

[Italian accent]EXCUSE ME.

IS THIS THE CLASSROOMOF PROFESSORE ROMER?

- UH, YES.CAN I HELP YOU?

- YES,I'M FROM MORETTI'S DRY CLEANING,

AND I'M HERE TO DROP OFFYOUR UNDERWEARS.

[laughter]- I'M SORRY.

YOU'RE IN THE WRONG CLASSROOM.PLEASE TRY THE BURSAR'S OFFICE.

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, PROFESSORE.

I'M IN THE RIGHT CLASSROOM.

YOU REMEMBER, YOU DROP OFFA PAIR OF UNDERWEARS WITH US

THAT HAD THE BIGGEST POOP STAINON 'EM ANYBODY EVER SAW.

[laughter]- OKAY, NOW, LOOK.

THIS IS OBVIOUSLYSOME KIND OF A PRANK.

- OH, YOU KNOW WHAT,THAT'S WHAT WE SAID

WHEN WE HAD A LOOKAT THESE UNDERWEARS.

WE SAID, "SOMEBODY'S TRYINGTO HAVE SOME KIND OF A PRANK."

BUT IT WAS THE TRUTH.

- AND--AND IT'SA STUPID PRANK TOO.

WHAT KIND OF DRY CLEANERWOULD HAND-DELIVER

A PAIR OF UNDERWEARTO MY WORKPLACE, HUH?

- WELL, THAT'S--YES.THAT'S A--THAT'S A GOOD POINT.

WHY WOULD SOMEBODY DO THAT?

- YEAH.- WELL, DO YOU KNOW WHY?

I GOTTA LAY MY OWN EYESON THE GUY

THAT MAKE THIS BIG POOP STAININ HIS UNDERWEARS.

[laughter]IT'S A BIG POOP STAIN.

- PUT THE PHONES DOWN.

- YOU MUST HAVE HAD TO WEARTHE SAME PAIR OF UNDERWEARS

FOR, LIKE, TWO WEEKS AND NEVERTAKE OFF YOUR UNDERWEARS

TO MAKE THE POOP.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT,PROFESSOR ROMER?

- I'M GONNA CALLCAMPUS SECURITY, OKAY?

- THAT'S CRAZY.YOU'RE CRAZY, PROFESSOR ROMER.

- DON'T SAY THAT!- IT'S CRAZY!

WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE,WAIT A MINUTE.

- I'M NOT CRAZY!- HERE'S THE ONLY THING

THIS GUY CAN TEACHA CLASS ABOUT--POOP!

- GET OUT! GET OUT OF HERE!- IT'S THE ONLY THING

HE CAN TEACH A CLASS--- LET'S GO!

- OKAY, OKAY, ALL RIGHT.HEY, HEY, HEY.

IT'S NICETO SEE YOU AGAIN, RANDY.

FORREST MACNEIL.

PAYBACK'S A BITCH, ISN'T IT?- WHAT?

- ARRIVEDERCI!

[cheers and applause]

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