ReviewTube - Don't Use the Force

  • Season 1 , Ep 01104
  • 08/27/2014
  • Views: 4,862

After seeing part of an amateur product review on YouTube, Janet Varney, Jimmy Pardo and April Richardson must guess what item is being critiqued. (2:13)

REVIEW TUBE.

>> MY GAME.

MY GAME, BUDDY.

>> Chris: SURE, THERE'S A LOTOF INTELLIGENT AND INFORMED

PROFESSIONALS REVIEWING PRODUCTSON-LINE, BUT BEFORE I MAKE A BIG

PURCHASE I LIKE TO CONSULTAMATEUR PRODUCT REVIEWS ON

YOUTUBE, BCEAUSE O VALUE THEOPINIONS OF SHUT-INS IN

DEPRESSING APARTMENTS. SO I'MGONNA SHOW YOU GUYS THE FIRST

PART OF A YOUTUBE PRODUCTREVIEW, AND FOR 250 POINTS, YOU

TELL ME WHAT THEY'RE ABOUT TOWEIGH IN ON.

FIRST ONE: THIS DEMURE DAMSEL.THIS DEMURE DAMSEL.

>> HI, MOXY HERE.

AND THIS WEEK I REVIEWEDSOMETHING I NEVER HAVE BEFORE.

>> Chris: OH, SHE WAS GOING TOSAY WHAT SHE NEVER REVIEWED

BEFORE.

IS IT NIPPLE CLAMPS OR ALIGHTSABER-INSPIRED VIBRATOR.

BY THE WAY, DON'T USE THE FORCE.JANET VARNEY.

>> I'M GOING NIPPLE CLAMPS, ANDFOR SURE SHE HAS HAD BOTOX.

SO I KNOW THAT'S NOT THE ANSWER.

>> Chris: LET'S FIND OUT.

>> THAT IS NIPPLE CLAMPS.

Chris: NICE.

>> I DIDN'T REALIZE THEY WEREADJUSTABLE, SO I JUST SNAPPED

THEM ON TO MY NIPPLES AND ITWAS PRETTY PAINFUL.

>> Chris: AND THEY RIGHT AFTERYOU CAN SEAL AN OPEN BAG OF

CHIPS IN YOUR KITCHEN, ALSO.

>> ALSO, WHAT IS A REVIEW LIKENIPPLE CLAMPS LIKE.

"YEAH, THEY REALLY HURT MYNIPPLES."

CHECKS OUT.>> THEY SURE CLAMP.

>> Chris: NEXT ONE THIS SOUTHERNGENTLEMAN.

>> ALRIGHTY GUYS, IT'S CASUALGAMER REID.

NOW, I WAS AT WALMART THE OTHERDAY.

>> Chris: WHAT IS HE ABOUT TO DOA IN DEPTH REVIEW OF:

TOILET PAPER OR THE NOTEBOOK ONBLU-RAY? APRIL.

>> THAT'S ACTUALLY A HARDCHOICE. A REALLY HARD CHOICE.

BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO WITHTOILET PAPER.

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, LET'S FINDOUT.

>> THEY SAY IT'S TWO-PLY ANDTHAT ALL CRAP.

BUT IT'S GARBAGE, FOLKS.

I MEAN WHEN YOU USE THIS AND YOUWIPE YOU'RE GOING TO WIND UP

WITH A HANDFUL OF [BEEP].

>> Chris: WHICH BY THE WAY ISSADDER THAN THE NOTEBOOK ON

BLU-RAY.

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