Jeff & Some Aliens - The Breakup

  • Season 1 , Ep 4
  • 04/23/2014
  • Views: 5,885

When Jeff refuses to get out of bed after Linda dumps him, the aliens try to cheer him up so they can go to the zoo. (2:44)

- HELLO?

- OH, BABY, OH.

IF ONLY I COULD JUSTPUT OUT MY HAND AND TOUCH YOU.

TOUCH YOUR HAIR AND YOUR--

- I'M SORRY.WHO IS THIS?

- WHAT?IT'S JEFF.

- JEFF, I'M SORRY.

YOU'RE NOTIN MY PHONE ANYMORE.

- WE BROKE UP, LIKE,TWO HOURS AGO.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?[phone beeps]

- OOH, I GOT TO GET THIS.

MY DAD WAS SO HAPPY,HE JUST BOUGHT ME A CAR.

- WHAT?- ISN'T THAT SO NICE?

- THAT'S WHY YOU GOT TO GO?- BYE!

- BUT...I LOVE YOU.

[dial tone]

[cries]

- HEY, CAN YOUSAY THAT LAST BIT

JUST A LITTLE BIT LOUDER?

- GUYS,ARE YOU RECORDING THIS?

- UH, NOPE.

- BECAUSE THE THINGABOUT HUMANS IS,

HUMANS NEED PRIVACY,ALL RIGHT?

ESPECIALLY WHENTHEY'RE GETTING STABBED

IN THEIR HUMAN HEART![cries]

- HEY, WHAT'S PRIVACY?

- I DON'T KNOW.[toilet flushes]

- ♪ THREE ALIENSCAME FROM THE SKY ♪

♪ THE GALACTIC COUNCILSENT THEM ♪

all: ♪ AND HERE'STHE REASON WHY ♪

- ♪ THEIR MISSIONIS TO STUDY ♪

♪ EARTH'S MOST AVERAGE GUY

all: ♪ TO SEE IF HUMANSARE WORTH SAVING ♪

♪ OR IF EVERYONEHAS TO DIE ♪

- WAIT. WHAT?

all: JEFF! JEFF! JEFF!

- CAN YOU TAKE US TO THE ZOO?- OOH, OOH, OOH.

- THE ZOO?HUH.

NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

I'M NOT LEAVIN' THIS HOUSE

FOR A VERY,VERY LONG TIME.

- WELL, WHAT ABOUTWHEN YOU'RE HAPPY AGAIN?

CAN WE GO THEN?

- WHEN I'M HAPPY AGAIN,

WE CAN DOWHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT.

all: YAY!

- WOULD A PUPPYMAKE YOU HAPPY?

[dog barks]

- [sighs]NO, I'M SORRY, GUYS.

all: AW...

- AAH!

- HOW ABOUTA LOT MORE PUPPIES?

- UH, APPRECIATETHE SENTIMENT,

BUT YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHIN'WITH THESE PUPPIES.

RIGHT NOW!- AW.

- HEY, JEFF.

WHAT DO YOU THINKOF THIS JACKET?

IT'S CUSTOM TAILOREDJUST FOR YOU!

- THIS IS ACTUALLYPRETTY COOL, GUYS.

I'M IMP--

OH, MY GOD!

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO,NO, NO, NO, NO!

NO! NO!GOD, FORGIVE US.

FORGIVE US, GOD!

[knock at door][gasps]

AAH!

GET OUT OF HERE.

LINDA?

- I'M NOT READYTO GIVE UP ON US.

[moans]

- [moans]

WOW.[chuckles]

THAT IS THE BEST SEXWE HAVE EVER HAD.

- [laughs]

ARE YOU HAPPY, JEFF?

- I THINK THIS MIGHT BETHE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

- GREAT.- OH!

- NOW YOU CAN TAKE USTO THE ZOO.

all: YAY!

[pleasant music]

[explosion]

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