when they kidnap the children?
Isn't that sad?
But if you noticed, paidattention in any Amber Alert,
you might have noticed,they only kidnap
the little angel in the familythat everybody loves and misses.
Why don't we everhear about them
kidnapping bad ass children?
I think people don't reportthose Amber Alerts.
'Cause you never hear somebodyon the news, like,
"Oh, my God.They took Crazy Pookie.
"They took Crazy Pookie.
We gonna have to callhis parole officer."
What is a ransom phone call like
if you kidnapsomebody's bad ass child?
What is that like?
"Hello? Yeah?You took Crazy Pookie?
"You bit off a little more thanyou can chew, didn't you?
"Stop crying, sir.
"Hey, he took the candy.He got in the van.
"He's yours now.
"You really wantto bring him back?
Okay, fine.How much money you got?"