Sommore - Shot in the Face

Season 1, Ep 0101 08/31/2006 Views: 13,705

Dick Cheney has better luck than Bill Clinton. (1:21)

and I believe insupporting women 100 percent.

That's why I'm cheeringfor Anna Nicole Smith right now.

Anna Nicole Smith isin a fight for a lawsuit

of $450 million

over her late, dead husband,90-year-old, inheritance.

Now, I really got behind her

once I seen a pictureof this man.

Have y'all seena picture of this man?

This man, this man is so old,he's see-through.

Now, you know you're oldwhen you outlived your skin.

Now, what I'm tryingto explain to y'all,

this man is the same complexion

as underneath my tongue,you know.

Now, I'm not a judgeof any sort,

but if you eversleep with this...

They got to give you something,that's all I'm saying.

You got to treat people fairly.

You got to be fair.

'Cause I just seea lot of stuff that goes on

that's just not fair,like Vice President Dick Cheney.

Dick Cheney shot somebodyin the face.

And didn't nothing happen.

Nothing happened!

Now, am I right or am I wrong?

But when President Clintonshot somebody in the face...