Jaden Smith's Agent

Gay Marriage Legalized Season 1, Ep 5 02/28/2012 Views: 62,305

Jaden Smith calls his agent to discuss some serious problems with the a script that he just read. (2:15)

- CALL MY AGENT.

[cell phone ringing]

- JADEN PINKETT SMITH, MY MAN.

- WHAT UP, CLYDE.

HEY LOOK, MAN, I'M GONNABE REAL WITH YOU OKAY?

THIS "ALIEN BOY" SCRIPT,I'M NOT FEELIN' IT.

I MEAN, IT'S HARDBEING WILL SMITH'S SON.

I JUST WANNA MAKE SUREMY NEXT PROJECT REFLECTS

THAT I'M A DOWN-TO-EARTH,NORMAL KID.

AM I MAKING ANY SENSE?

YEAH, YEAH,I'M READING YOU LOUD AND CLEAR.

I'VE GOT A SCRIPT RIGHT HERE.VERY REAL, CALLED "STREET BALL."

- TALK TO ME.- OKAY, SO YOU PLAY TONY.

HE'S A KID FROM THE STREETS,LIVES IN THE HOOD

IN A HOUSEWITH HIS MOM.

- STOP.

HOUSE?

OH, IT'S LIKE A...

TINY MANSION.- GOT IT, GO ON.

- SO HIS MOM AND HE,UH, THEY LIVE IN THIS HOUSE

AND SHE WORKSAT A SUPERMARKET.

- STOP.

- OH, YEAH, A SUPERMARKET'SLIKE A MANSION,

UH, BUT IT'S FULL OF FOODAND ANYONE CAN GO THERE.

- SO, LIKE,WHERE THE BUTLERS GO?

- YEAH, BASICALLY.SO HE, UH--

- AND WAIT.

YOU SAID HIS MOMWAS DOING SOMETHING

AT THE SUPERMARKET?

- WORKING.- SO...

- WORKING IS KIND OF LIKE ACTINGON A SET EVERY DAY

IN A FILM THATNO ONE'S EVER GONNA SEE.

AND IT LASTSFOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

- OH, LIKE A MAID!

- YEAH, YEAH, SHE'S LIKETHE MAID OF THE SUPERMARKET.

- AWESOME, CONTINUE.

- SO ANYWAY, TONY DOESN'TMAKE THE BASKETBALL TEAM, RIGHT?

SO HE DECIDES TO STARTPLAYING PICKUP GAMES

OF STREET BALL OUTSIDE.

- SO HE PLAYS BASKETBALLIN HIS PLANE?

- NO, ON THE GROUND.

- IN HIS LIMO?

- NO, UH, OUTSIDEIS THAT STUFF

THAT GOES BY WHENYOU'RE INSIDE THE LIMO.

- OH, SNAP!

HE PLAYS BASKETBALLOUTSIDE THE LIMO DOOR?

- YEAH, YEAH,YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

SO THEN HE GETSREALLY GOOD AT BASKETBALL,

AND THEN BLAH-BLAHBLAH-BLAH-BLAH, FAST FORWARD.

AT THE HEART OF THE STORY TONYHAS TO CHOOSE BETWEEN HIS MOM--

- CHOOSE.

- YEAH, "CHOOSE" IS WHENYOU HAVE TO MAKE A DECISION

BETWEEN TWO THINGS YOU WANTBUT YOU CAN HAVE ONLY ONE.

- BUT...THERE'S TWO.

- YEAH, BUT, I MEAN,HE CAN'T HAVE BOTH.

- [scoffs] WHAT'D I SAYABOUT SCIENCE FICTION, CLYDE?

IT'S A NO.

- OKAY, WE'LL PASS.

ACHOO!

- DAD BLESS YOU.- THANKS.

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