Fred Stoller - Body Building

Fred Stoller & Roger Rittenhouse Season 1, Ep 0154 02/24/1992 Views: 2,459

Fred doesn't need to tell people how much he weighs. (1:32)

CONSIDERING LIVING IN L.A.IS PRETTY SCARY THESE DAYS

BUT I DON'T MISS NEW YORK.

THAT'S WHERE I'M FROM,THAT'S WORSE.

I GOT MY RELATIVES THERE.

DURING THE RIOTS, NONE OF THEMCALLED TO SEE HOW I WAS DOING.

ONE UNCLE CALLED,HE WAS CONCERNED.

HE SAID, "WHAT'D YOU GET?"

( laughter )

THAT DOESN'T COUNT.

MY FATHER, HE'S OUT OF IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S LIKE?

HE'S LIKE DUSTIN HOFFMANIN THE MOVIE RAIN MAN

EXCEPT HE'S NOT GOOD IN MATH.

( laughter )

MY FRIENDS, THEY'RE USELESS.

IF I HAVE A PROBLEM

THEY GIVE ME SOME STUPIDCLICHE EXPRESSION.

LIKE, I HAD A BAD DAY

MY FRIEND GOES,"TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY."

OH, THANKS, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

I WAS SO SCARED, YOU KNOW.

I SEE THE STORES CLOSING,THE SUN GOING DOWN

I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT.

( laughter )

YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE?

MY FRIENDS... OUT HERE IN L.A.

I GUESS YOU GOT TO BEINTO BODY BUILDING

WHICH I FINALLY HAD TO DO.

PEOPLE GO, "YOU'RE SO SKINNY."

YEAH, GOOD, LEAVE ME ALONE.

THEY GO, "HOW MUCHDO YOU WEIGH?"

WHY DO I HAVE TO TELL THEM?

SO THEY CAN GO, "OH, GOD"?

DO YOU GO TO SOMEONE WHO'S BALD

AND GO, "WHAT'STHE CIRCUMFERENCE OF YOUR HEAD?"

I'M NOT THAT GOOD, THOUGH

WHEN PEOPLE COME TO MEWITH THEIR WEIGHT PROBLEMS.

THIS GIRL, SHE GOES,"OH, MY LEGS ARE SO FAT."

I WENT, "NO, THEY'REIN PROPORTION TO YOUR ARMS."

( laughter )