Uncensored - Matthew Broussard - Young Person in an Old Office

  • Season 1, Ep 4
  • 11/14/2013
  • Views: 6,767

Despite the fact that he looks like the villain from an 80s movie, Matt Broussard is the go-to tech guy for the older people in his office. (1:26)

I'VE LEARNED THAT PEOPLEDON'T TRUST ME

BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE A VILLAINFROM AN '80s MOVIE.

[laughter]

THIS WAS NEWS TO ME.

I ASKED MY OLDER BROTHERABOUT IT.

HE WAS LIKE,"OH, YEAH, TOTALLY."

I WAS LIKE, "WHICH ONE?"HE WAS, LIKE...

"ALL OF 'EM."

THE COCKY FIGHTER PILOT,THE UNETHICAL BANKER,

THE PREPPY BULLY,THE EVIL SKI INSTRUCTOR,

THE EVIL KARATE INSTRUCTOR,A SLYTHERIN, A WINKLEVOSS.

I DON'T REALLYGET THIS JOKE.

THE '80s WERE THE WORSTTWO YEARS OF MY LIFE.

I WORK A 9 TO 5.

I'M ACTUALLYA FINANCIAL ANALYST.

I DON'T FEEL GREATABOUT MY JOB.

MY JOB IS TO MAKERICH PEOPLE RICHER.

I TAKE THEIR MONEYAND I MAKE IT INTO MORE MONEY

USING...JEW MAGIC.[laughter]

I ACTUALLY WORK FORA REALLY SMALL COMPANY,

AND I'M THE ONLY PERSONUNDER 50.

AND WHAT SUCKS ABOUT BEINGTHE YOUNGEST GUY IN THE OFFICE

IS THAT THEY ASSUME YOUCAN DO ANYTHING WITH COMPUTERS.

THEY'LL BE, LIKE, "HEY, MATTHEW,YOU WERE BORN RECENTLY.

CAN YOU FIX THIS?"

AND I DON'T MIND HELPING OUTWITH TECHNOLOGY AND STUFF,

BUT LIKE, MOST OF THE TIMETHEY ASK ME TO FIX SOMETHING,

IT WAS NEVER NOT WORKING.

LIKE, THE SECRETARYALWAYS CALLS ME OVER,

AND I'LL JUST BE LIKE, "YEAH,YEAH, IT'S JUST LIKE LAST TIME.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DOIS CLICK HERE."

- SHE'S LIKE, "I TRIED THATAND IT DIDN'T WORK.

IT ONLY WORKSWHEN YOU DO IT."

YEAH, IT'S 'CAUSEI WENT UNDER "SETTINGS"

AND CHANGED ITTO "FUCK WITH SHARON."

[laughter and applause]

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