Wanda Sykes - Dark Thoughts

Smith, Warren, Smith, Morton Season 6, Ep 612 01/24/2003 Views: 23,543

Dreaming of your significant other's death is not a good sign. (0:52)

PARENTS' ANNIVERSARY PARTY.

THEY BEEN MARRIED LIKE 45 YEARS.

THAT'S A LONG TIME TO BE WITH

SOMEBODY.

YOU KNOW?

(APPLAUSE)

WHOO!

SHOOT, I CAN'T IMAGINE BEING

WITH SOMEBODY THAT LONG.

YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE RELATIONSHIPS,

AFTER WHILE YOU JUST GONNA GET

SICK OF THAT PERSON.

IT'S LIKE, "DAMN, YOU STILL

HERE?"

WHOO!

GOOD GRIEF.

YOU KNOW, WHEN A RELATIONSHIP

GOES BAD, NOW, YOU COULD TELL

WHEN IT GOES BAD WHEN THE SEXUAL

FANTASIES START GETTING ALL DARK

AND EVERYTHING.

YOU KNOW I WAS IN THIS

RELATIONSHIP, HE'S LIKE,

"SO COME ON, COME ON."

KEPT HOUNDING ME, YOU KNOW,

"TELL ME WHAT'S YOUR FANTASY?

WHAT'S YOUR FANTASY?"

AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL, I WOKE UP

AND YOU WERE DEAD."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)