Margaret Smith - Dating

Margaret Smith & Jack Coen Season 1, Ep 0115 02/24/1992 Views: 910

Margaret's date could kill her in seven seconds. (1:07)

IT'S A STEPIN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

I'M ACTUALLY, UH...

WENT OUT TO DINNERWITH A MARINE LAST WEEKEND.

YEAH, HE LOOKED ACROSSTHE TABLE AT ME

AND HE GOES, "YOU KNOW, I COULDKILL YOU IN SEVEN SECONDS."

( laughter )

I GO, "OH, WELL,I'LL JUST HAVE THE TOAST THEN."

( laughter )

I LIKE HIM, THOUGH,BECAUSE HE FIGHTS.

EVERYWHERE WE GOHE STARTS A BIG FISTFIGHT.

YEAH, I LOVE FIGHTS.

WELL, I DON'T LIKETHE ACTUAL FIGHT.

I LIKE THE LOOSE CHANGEON THE GROUND AFTERWARD.

( laughter )

YEAH, WERE YOU EVER OUTTO DINNER WITH SOMEONE

AND YOU THOUGHT YOUWERE JUST GOING TO BURP

AND YOU PUKED INSTEAD?

( laughter )

THEY DON'T SAY ANYTHING,YOU KNOW.

THEY JUST LOOK AT YOU.

( laughter )

AND YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHINGBECAUSE WHO'S GOING TO BELIEVE

YOU THOUGHTYOU WERE JUST GOING TO BURP...

RIGHT ABOUT HERE IT PICKED UPA HITCHHIKER.